Noises from the kitchen this morning:
Chop chop chop chop chop chop OW! …..chop……chop…. [silence]… sound of cabinet opening, sound of cardboard and paper packaging, chop chop chop chop chop…..
I did eventually get up from my coffee to express concern - I’m not THAT stupid.
Edit:
It was just a minor nick, so no worries, and yes, of course I went to check on her (though a little slowly- I am exhausted from dealing with some emergencies involving my parents) - the bit about being indifferent was just for comedic effect…
Chop chop chop chop chop chop OW! …..chop……chop…. [silence]… sound of cabinet opening, sound of cardboard and paper packaging, chop chop chop chop chop…..
I did eventually get up from my coffee to express concern - I’m not THAT stupid.
Edit:
It was just a minor nick, so no worries, and yes, of course I went to check on her (though a little slowly- I am exhausted from dealing with some emergencies involving my parents) - the bit about being indifferent was just for comedic effect…
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