"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

Brother - you are puppy-whipped. :D
OTOH, if you do decide after a while that you can't keep him, let me know -- we can figure out a way to get him a good home without resorting to a shelter.
 
SCORE! About to plug in the toaster.

mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm

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West Yorkshire has just featured on the main BBC news. The incident relates to a brawl at a Bradford wedding, allegedly over a pork pie. A water-pistol was drawn during the incident, which led to 3 arrests :eek:

One press report:

Three people were arrested after a brawl at a wedding apparently sparked by a pork pie, police said Monday.

Officers from West Yorkshire Police's dog section tweeted that they were en route to deal with a "large fight at a wedding" at the Harold Club in Bradford, northern England, on Saturday night.

"All started over a pork pie apparently! #clubclosed #dayruined" the tweet added.

Chris Sowden, steward at the Harold Club, told the Daily Telegraph: "It all started with a water pistol then a pork pie got thrown.

"It was completely out of control and by the end about 30 to 40 guests had got involved. I've worked here for 14 years and I've never seen anything like it."

A spokeswoman for the force said the situation had been "quickly brought under control."

The BBC reported that the bride was sanguine a matter, quoting her as saying, "A wedding's not a wedding without a good brawl."

More coverage: http://localuknews.co.uk/article/co...bles-after-fight-at-reception-over-a-pork-pie

:D
 
Man, I wish I could find a pork pie in this town. I might brawl over one too, and with more than just a water pistol.
 
Man, I wish I could find a pork pie in this town. I might brawl over one too, and with more than just a water pistol.

LOL! :D If you check the press reports there are plenty of stock photos of pork pies! You can just imagine news editors all over the country shouting, "Get me a photo of a pork pie!" :D Mind you, the pastry on some of them looks like it could take an eye out!
 
The BBC reported that the bride was sanguine a matter, quoting her as saying, "A wedding's not a wedding without a good brawl."

:D

Very funny story Jack! I got a good chuckle over this line in particular :D
I have seen an all out brawl at a wedding, funny looking back, as the one thing that really stands out in my mind was the best man, hollering incoherently, and throwing his shoe at the groom!
 
Very funny story Jack! I got a good chuckle over this line in particular :D
I have seen an all out brawl at a wedding, funny looking back, as the one thing that really stands out in my mind was the best man, hollering incoherently, and throwing his shoe at the groom!

They don't get a lot of entertainment in Bradford! :D I've not been there on one of my Quest days because there's nothing there! :D

I've never actually seen a brawl at a wedding, but supposedly they're very common! :D

Rumour has it that in the original screen-play for Kill Bill, Taratino set the wedding scene in West Yorkshire. The Bride was to marry an unassuming whippet wrestler called Stan Arbuckle. However, the deadly pork pie massacre was considered so violent that Tarantino got cold feet, and fearing a backlash from both press and public, re-wrote it, setting the wedding in Texas instead ;)
 
My son and I were at ad outdoors shop on the other side of town late this morning then walked into a market on that block where he buys coffee beans. He found the vegemite and marmite on the shelf. With his coupons, 12 ounces of Tanzanian beans, the vegemite, and the marmite were only $5.10. He went for coffee. He can't stand either Vegemite or Marmite. Now I know where to get it.
 
He can't stand either Vegemite or Marmite.

He's far from alone there! :D

Good that you now have a source.

A French friend always used to ask me to bring him a large jar when I was passing through Lille, where he lives. I did this for years, until I found you could buy it in his local supermarket - he just wanted me to pay for it! :D
 
I've been eying the jars of Vegemite at my local grocery store, but keep being put off by the $9.99 price tag :eek:
 
I've been eying the jars of Vegemite at my local grocery store, but keep being put off by the $9.99 price tag :eek:

Yeah, it's not much cheaper here! :eek: I prefer an organic yeast extract I can buy from 'health food' shops here, but it's about $8 for a 340g jar. Pretty steep considering it's made from left-over yeast gunk, salt, and colouring!
 
They don't get a lot of entertainment in Bradford! :D I've not been there on one of my Quest days because there's nothing there! :D

I've never actually seen a brawl at a wedding, but supposedly they're very common! :D

Rumour has it that in the original screen-play for Kill Bill, Taratino set the wedding scene in West Yorkshire. The Bride was to marry an unassuming whippet wrestler called Stan Arbuckle. However, the deadly pork pie massacre was considered so violent that Tarantino got cold feet, and fearing a backlash from both press and public, re-wrote it, setting the wedding in Texas instead ;)

*lulz* ... thanks for making my day, Jack! :D
 
Ah... Finally home. Ryan, sorry about that link... I'll try again. Please let me know if you can see the picture this time..
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Yeah, it's not much cheaper here! :eek: I prefer an organic yeast extract I can buy from 'health food' shops here, but it's about $8 for a 340g jar. Pretty steep considering it's made from left-over yeast gunk, salt, and colouring!

If I were ever tempted to try the stuff (not likely, but stranger things have happened) I would use it as an excuse to try my hand at beer making - then save the sludge after bottling/kegging and process it down into paste. can't be much worse than the chocolate kumiss I accidentally made once. (which was surprisingly not heinous)
 
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