We used to drive from Cleveland into Pennsylvania to visit Uncle Rupe. Rupert was married to Mary, my grandfather’s sister. So he was really my great uncle. He had an old farm, about forty acres. Roop ended up on his farm because he was a drunk. Or at least a hard partier. In town, parties and booze were easily available. When life handed Rupe a lemon, he waxed philosophical. “That’s the lean streak in the bacon.” Farming exposed him to less temptation.
It was a working farm, but an old fashioned one. Plowing was done by following the south ends of north bound horses. Farming that way is a lot of work. When the younger generation came to help, Rupe would keep an eye on them. When they looked restless he’d check his watch. “Uncle Rupe! What time is it?” He’d look up at the sun and say, “Oh, about two-forty.” Then he’d pull out his watch and show them. “Yup. Pretty close to two-forty.” When my brother and I worked for my dad, he pulled the same trick on us. I only learned where he’d gotten the trick as an adult.
Visiting Uncle Rupe was a big project. There was a lot of driving on country roads. The roads weren’t good. The cars weren’t good. When you started up a hill you were never sure if your car would make it to the top. Things weren’t quite that bad by the fifties. We’d start early in the morning and arrive in the fading afternoon. Spend the night there, or the weekend. Then take the long drive home. Later they put the interstate through. Better roads, better cars, shortened the trip a lot.
Frequently we’d sleep in the barn. I don’t remember bailed hay. An old fashioned farm in the fifties probably couldn’t afford those new-fangled bailers. There was always a big hay pile on the floor. Kids climbed into the loft, jumped, and slide down the hay pile. Uncle Roop didn’t mind, he encouraged us. The horses didn’t mind either.
Later we had a canvas tent. The kind with straight walls and then a gable roof. We used that tent camping, and on vacation to New England or through the Appalachians or to Menlo Park.
It was usually a family gathering. My dad had seven brothers and one sister. Add in wives and children and sometimes the older generation, it could be quite a crowd. As crowds go, at an isolated farm. Thus bedding down in the barn. The women brought made dishes to add to Mary’s farm cooking. Sunday lunch was usually a feast.
The farm lay in a bight of a creek. Big enough for fishing, and for skinny dipping. Swimming naked was for the boys and men. I doubt the girls ever skinny dipped. Too much chance roving boys would watch the show.
Rupe had a home built rowboat. I’d row for fun, or float and fish. My dad used to go out at night frogging. This required a big flashlight. Spot a nice frog sitting on the bank, and fix your light on him. Let the boat drift to shore, or scull it there. The froggy squatted, paralyzed by the light. Whoever was nearest would reach out and grab him. Toss him in a sack. Rinse and repeat until you had a meal. The legs really did jump in the pan when you cooked them. Dad said they tasted kind of like chicken. I wish I’d known about frogging when I was a scantling.
Rupe and Mary’s daughter got married. Rupe gave them enough of the farm land to build a house. Many of his nephews worked construction, and helped on the project. My dad included. I would have been nine or ten. I was on the roof, near the ridgeline, nailing sheathing boards to rafters. I lost control and slid. The only thing that saved me was a strip of two-by four nailed on top of the sheathing, just at the eaves. As for Uncle Rupe, he'd climb to the top of the ladder, but no farther, and encourage us. Smart man.
Some ways from the house a path descended through the woods. It came out in a tree shaded dell with an opening into pasture. Against one rise was a stone horse trough. The trough was fed from an uphill spring. The channel was two planks, nailed together at right angles. Not exactly an aqueduct, but it worked. During visits it was the kid’s job to patrol the channel from spring to trough, re-sealing the joints with clay. A notch in the trough let the water free to flow through the pasture to the creek.
I’m sure the farm horses liked that trough. But it my experience it served as a cooler. No sooner did anyone arrive than he would bring a case of beer down to the dell. More than one case was involved, over a weekend. A fence post near the trough had a nail driven part way into it, angled upward. That was the bottle opener. (The twist-off cap hadn’t been invented.) The nail was rusty, and had been there for years. But it never failed us. Fish out a beer, pop the top, return to your seat. Occasionally add more bottles to replace dead soldiers.
I spent many an hour down there, listening to the men talk. Talk family, talk shop, talk politics, talk about anything. The occasional twig was whittled. They sang the old songs; Down by the Old Mill Stream, or In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree. Oddly enough, that creek was an old mill stream. There was only wreckage left. But you could see where the old damn had stored water for the wheel of the old mill. Looking back, it was almost a Norman Rockwell fantasy.
When attending these story fests, Uncle Rupe considered himself off the reservation. He killed a lot of soldiers. Before leaving, the men organized an Easter Booze Hunt. They stashed whiskey bottles here and there around the place. When Uncle Rupe found one, he got pie eyed. After a family visit he had a fun week or two before returning to sober farm work.