"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

Strangely, that door-handle reminds me of my father! :rolleyes: For a skilled workman (a machine-tool fitter), I rarely met a man who was more useless at practical things. I slept in the attic as a kid, and underneath the stairs was a closet, which was used as both a wardrobe and store cupboard. The door knob was similar to that one, though a little plainer, and one of the ends was missing, which caused the handle to come off in your hand. My parents had lived there a couple of years when I was born, and throughout my entire childhood, my mother would tell me that my father intended to fix the closet door. He worked in a large factory, so it would have been easy enough for him to pick up a nut to fit on the back, and there were two hardware stores across the road from our house. Heck, a lazy person could have fixed it with an elastic band! As I grew older, I would offer to fix it, but my mother would always tell me it was my dad's job. Even when I started work myself, the offer was declined. They sold the house 40 years later, and he never did fix the knob on the closet door :rolleyes: o_O
I can relate.
 
A knife haiku

the knife cut deeply
and the red stump of finger
required doctor
I liked them all leghog! Of course I checked the syllables too, I think you need this one to say "required a doctor" ;)
I like limerick's and haiku's... great way to express your mood or thoughts at the time in just a couple lines.
 
We celebrated Fathers Day yesterday with the kids, grandkids, and granddogs coming over and ordering Chinese delivery from a family owned restaurant down the street.

Nothing knife related. Really is as should be since none would have a clue what to get me anyway.

My artsy-fast daughter gave me a couple of polo shirts she tie-dyed and a movie theater gift card. Other daughter gave me a pound of Costa Rican coffee beans and a pound of Ethepian from Swings Coffee, a roaster local to her neighborhood. Son gave me The Campout Cookbook since cooking is our favorite activity when we're afield together. My kids know well what I like. I'm a blessed man.

This morning before heading off to the hospital for a 12 hour shift, my RN wife gave me my second grandaughter's thumbprint in antiqued sterling silver to go with the one from my first grandaughter. I'm wearing them on a waxed leather thong around my neck. Have worn the the first one daily for over two years. Now there are two little silver nuggets on a thong around my neck.

Life is good!
 
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Thanks Jack, what a great documentary!

But I find it weird to see Baldrick presenting such an intellectual program :p

(There's even some knife content in this clip :))

A pleasure :) Yeah, he should have stuck to playing Baldrick, he was a much better character than he is in real life! :D I liked the steel rolling bit best I think, the way those guys just flicked it around! :eek: :D They roll steel on a massive scale in the big mills, and accidents were very frequent. One of the things I found contrived about the documentary is that they were describing what the cementation furnaces looked like, even showing artists impressions, but from where they were you can see the remains of one pair of cementation furnaces, and this intact one is just half a mile away :rolleyes:

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I suppose they wanted to keep a sense of mystery ;) :thumbsup:

I thought one of the young archaeologists looked familiar (a photo I have posted previously showing the excavation at Green Lane Works :)

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A pleasure :) Yeah, he should have stuck to playing Baldrick, he was a much better character than he is in real life! :D
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I liked the steel rolling bit best I think, the way those guys just flicked it around! :eek: :D They roll steel on a massive scale in the big mills, and accidents were very frequent.
I can imagine accidents happen easily and are quite serious seeing that guy getting tugged after the bar of steel when he didn't released it quick enough :eek:

One of the things I found contrived about the documentary is that they were describing what the cementation furnaces looked like, even showing artists impressions, but from where they were you can see the remains of one pair of cementation furnaces, and this intact one is just half a mile away :rolleyes:

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I suppose they wanted to keep a sense of mystery ;) :thumbsup:

I thought one of the young archaeologists looked familiar (a photo I have posted previously showing the excavation at Green Lane Works :)

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Thanks for the interresting additional info en great spot on the young archaeologist! :thumbsup::cool:
 
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I can imagine accidents happen easily and are quite serious seeing that guy getting tugged after the bar of steel when he didn't released it quick enough :eek:


Thanks for the interresting additional info en great spot on the young archaeologist! :thumbsup::cool:

Yes, I had friends who worked in the mills when I was young, good money, but they said there were accidents every week :eek:

Hope you've had a good weekend my friend :) :thumbsup:
 
One day in the fall of 2013 I had haiku floating in my head and forcing themselves out. Probably wrote 50 haiku that day. Started with a line from a Simon and Garfunkel song I had to do something with for it to get out of my head. Weird. That's were the above came from.

leghog I had no idea you are a poet here's mine "roses are red violets are blue" WHOA this is a family friendly forum so I'll just stop there. :D:D:D

Thought a few of you might enjoy watching this :thumbsup:

Great video Jack Black Jack Black one of my favorite TV shows comes on Sunday mornings on PBS it's called "Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages" traveling across the UK she does mini-documentaries on some of the most beautiful and quaint villages I've ever saw. I really enjoy all things UK and I would have loved to have visited your country Jack but I guess I'll have to settle on seeing through the eyes of documentary film makers.:(:(
 
I got to reading the post I missed here and adding my 2 cents I forgot to post what I wanted to post here this morning.

I woke up at about 7:00 this morning everything went as usual I got up, started the coffee, jumped in the shower went back into the bedroom to put on my clothes. Now the floors in my apt are tile and my feet were a bit wet from the shower so I started into the bedroom my feet slid in opposite directions and almost instantly I was laying in the floor starring at the ceiling. Didn't realize I could still do a split but I can. Bruised my hip and my right knee and thigh are swollen almost 3 times their normal size and I feel like I've been in a fight with a gang of Ninjas. Yep the old man busted his A#$ good this morning and I sure hope this isn't just a taste of what's in store for me this week. :eek::eek::eek:
MY KNEE
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Yep the old man busted his A#$ good this morning and I sure hope this isn't just a taste of what's in store for me this week
Sorry to read about your fall! Sounds like you got the worst of the week out of the way already! Everything else should be better than that! Geez!
 
Great video Jack Black Jack Black one of my favorite TV shows comes on Sunday mornings on PBS it's called "Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages" traveling across the UK she does mini-documentaries on some of the most beautiful and quaint villages I've ever saw. I really enjoy all things UK and I would have loved to have visited your country Jack but I guess I'll have to settle on seeing through the eyes of documentary film makers.:(:(

Glad you enjoyed it Randy :) I can imagine Penelope Keith doing that sort of work these days. It sure would be great to show you around my friend :) :thumbsup: It's been a long time since I posted one of my Round Yorkshire With A Knife threads :oops:

I woke up at about 7:00 this morning everything went as usual I got up, started the coffee, jumped in the shower went back into the bedroom to put on my clothes. Now the floors in my apt are tile and my feet were a bit wet from the shower so I started into the bedroom my feet slid in opposite directions and almost instantly I was laying in the floor starring at the ceiling. Didn't realize I could still do a split but I can. Bruised my hip and my right knee and thigh are swollen almost 3 times their normal size and I feel like I've been in a fight with a gang of Ninjas. Yep the old man busted his A#$ good this morning and I sure hope this isn't just a taste of what's in store for me this week. :eek::eek::eek:
MY KNEE
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Ouch! :eek: You be careful Randy, home can be a dangerous place o_O Hope you'll be OK in a couple of days :thumbsup:

Heal up, Randy, old age stinks!

I am with you there Jeff! o_O :( Youth is wasted on the young! :D :thumbsup:
 
Feel better soon, Randy! I've been desensitized to seeing people fall down from watching sports so often, but I slipped and fell a couple years ago and MY GOODNESS WAS IT PAINFUL. Having that reminder kind of puts athletes' toughness back into perspective for me.
 
"Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages" traveling across the UK she does mini-documentaries on some of the most beautiful and quaint villages I've ever saw. :(:(
I think of her mostly as Margo Ledbetter on The Good Life/Neighbors. First saw her in a Mrs Peel Avengers, as one of the clients of the murdering marriage brokers. I'd be happy to tour some ancient villages with her.
I sure hope this isn't just a taste of what's in store for me this week. :eek::eek::eek:
Fingers crossed. I hate how you can be on the ground before you know you're slipping.
Somebody should offer a "tumbling for seniors " class.
 
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