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Never puked, blacked out, or been more than a tiny but hungover. But I have been too drunk to walk and so intoxicated I couldn't feel my face.
 
here you go - breakfast of champions!

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Haha warrior!!

We were out past midnight at some sand pits so when i got home i was completely covered in dirt.. So i had to pick, take a shower or sleep on the floor... I slept on the floor...

Couple hours later i woke up... Decided i had too much pride to drink out the dog bowl... Stood up... Then wished i said screw pride and lapped up water with Neko.

Spent the next couple hours dry heaving... That's gon now... But not even a good left hander, ibuprofen, and Coco water has been able to break this headache.


Hey Vic.... Hungover or not a greasy bbq pork sandwich sounds yummy to me.... Hold the ashtray. :D


Hoss.... Give me 4 hours of your life and you'd never be able to say that again...
 
I'm sure if I just did shots back to back I could get there. I like to think I have a talent for getting messed up and waking up feeling fine. Or maybe it's a skill? Either way. I've also never considered drinking from a dog bowl.
 
Haven't personally done dog bowl but have licked dew on grass when I did a little unscheduled outdoor facedown camping one night. It's not bad. That was many years ago in my stupid youth. Ouzo was forever banished and placed on the "no-fly" list of prohibited liquor. I get nauseous even to this day when I hear the word "Opa"

My "no-fly" liquor list back then even included Jack but we made up and are on good terms now.

There was only one 21st century add to the"no-fly" due to a friends 40th birthday party that went over celebrated. Pretty waitresses with free trays of shots can do that to a fella. Fireball. That's some nasty s@#t. Yuk.
 
bigghoss said:
Fireball sucks, Jack is overrated, and Cuervo is a ripoff. And I just hate vodka in general.
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I started out alright. Drank a little over a half bottle of Jameson. Felt great. Then I made the mistake of starting in on the Jack and Coke. Not such a good idea, haha.
 
I got sick on keg beer a few weeks ago and had a nice nap on the bathroom floor. Yep. Didn't black out, but I haven't gotten that sick since I was in college the first time around.:D
 
Not hungover, and don't plan to be tomorrow....but alla y'all's stories are making me laugh my ass off. Ouzo....that stuff made my face numb. Liquor....I stay away from that stuff. WAY too easy to "overdose" and end up waking up on a couch in a living room you've never seen before wrapped in a funny smelling afghan. Beer (and lefties) are much easier to modulate and much harder to overdo. Never been sicker than I have been with liquor. Had a few "hair of the dog" wake-ups with booze that I just had to ride out. Not for me, unless someone else is buying. Dubz: the mental imagery of you in your boots and skivvies undigesting your dinner (other than the puking part) cracks me up. Ahh....alcohol. If it wasn't for that, I'd have no stories to tell, pretty much.
 
granitestateofmind said:
Dubz: the mental imagery of you in your boots and skivvies undigesting your dinner (other than the puking part) cracks me up. Ahh....alcohol. If it wasn't for that, I'd have no stories to tell, pretty much.
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Haha. :D

Note to self. Never eat bacon cabbage stir fry 15 minutes before drinking too much whiskey. :rolleyes:
 
On "vacation" all this week. Getting surgery done tomorrow morning to correct my hooded eyelids (blepharoplasty). Not much of a vacation, haha, but at least I get a week off. Can't remember the last time I had a week off. Here's a before and after photo I found, to give you an idea of what I'm having done:

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bigghoss said:
Never puked, blacked out, or been more than a tiny but hungover. But I have been too drunk to walk and so intoxicated I couldn't feel my face.
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Same here, never had any bad experiences from drinking so far.
 
Nice deer! Hoping to get something on the weekend. Have only seen does. Will be happy if get anything.

What rifle you got there, how many tags can you buy down there in Missouri?
 
Warrior, my Grandpa had that done a few years ago. Seems like he had black eyes for a little while, but it didn't slow him down too much. Hopefully your recovery is equally uneventful.

Psyop, congrats on the deer.

Firearm season starts on friday here. Skipping a couple days of classes and going home to hunt.
 
cbwoods67 said:
Warrior, my Grandpa had that done a few years ago. Seems like he had black eyes for a little while, but it didn't slow him down too much. Hopefully your recovery is equally uneventful.
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Thanks man. They said I would be pretty bruised up.
 
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