Dark ops for real?

"In Dark Operations around the globe, Navy SEAL Paul Basal has served his country with distinction."

If you fellas don't start the apologizing quickly, I fear that Shadow himself may again perform dark operations around the globe, covertly de-animating you naysayers.
 
Gollnick, thank you for your reply. i was unspecific in my inquiry (looking for dark-ops) and will try to do better in the future. i did enjoy the "bond" site very much! *old bond fan* thanks again!

Will62, thanks for the link. i think my favorite part was the free beer at 3.30!

wwells20
 
CauseforAlarm said:
If you fellas don't start the apologizing quickly, I fear that Shadow himself may again perform dark operations around the globe, covertly de-animating you naysayers.
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Well, at least we can rest assured that if that happens, the blood spray will be controlled. I'm worried about my leather couch.
 
After seeing the advertising on Dark Ops, Cold Steel ain't that bad

Dark Ops makes the HSN look good.

can't find the site, can someone help me out?

Yes, please don't bother. It is not intended for sane people.

I looked at their site and it looks riduclous, actually quite laughable, does anyone know anything about this?

Nope; they have decided that none of us have enough security clearance to see, handle, or own any of these knives. Even the photos have been photoshop in the interest of security.

n2s
 
I guess I didn't label the link clearly enough. :cool: Don't want the wrong people reading what they're not authorized to know. :p
 
It's amazing that they chose to base their whole marketing campaign on this Paul Basal guy. I guess when you pay peanuts, you really do get monkeys.

The real legend of "Legendary Navy SEAL" Paul "Shadow" Basal.

Edited from unimpeachable sources by Wang The Merciless

Paul Basal was at ST-2. He fancied himself a dark ninja martial arts adept who was on the verge of being able to waste people with his chi.
He roomed with a guy who is a genuine martial arts phenomenon and truly one of the most dangerous men ever, evidently trying to get "schooled" in a student/teacher relationship.
The real deal warrior knew Paul was a putz, so he just jacked him up for fun every now and then. Everyone needs excercise, right?

Paul pulled some dumb moves to get another Team guy and the guy's girlfriend in trouble... because Paul was after the girl for himself. Basically, "Shadow" dropped a dime with NCIS without saying "Boo" to the command first.
He quickly became PNG and everyone from the CO on down helped show him the door.

Physically, he was overweight, wore gold chains and Magnum PI Hawaiian shirts (top buttons waaaay open) and boat shoes... all the time. He really imagined himself to be all of that and a bag of chips. He was not.
Reliable sources in the reserves say Paul has filled his service record with tons of BS, is even fatter than when he was in the TEAMs, and tries to pass himself off as a Superfrog.
He was never a Chief Petty Officer (CPO). He works for Brigade Quartermaster's in GA.
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I heard he's claimed to have been a Master Chief, which according to an actual SEAL he is being investigated for.

Feel free to ask him how the investigation is going when you see him at the SHOT show on 28th January doing "demonstrations".

And I quote the real deal Frogman regarding this Paul basal character:

Silly Paul Basal still claims to be a Master Chief Petty Officer.

Whoa be to him when the wrath comes down.

None shall ascend to the lofty rank of "Real Chief" who has been a Chief impersonator.

Investigations are underway.

Frogman
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SEE US AT BOOTH 3573 AT THE 2005 SHOT SHOW!
January 28-31, 2005 at the Las Vegas Convention Center. Live SEAL Knife Techniques Demonstration with Paul Basal at 1:00PM & 3:00PM, Free Beer at 3:30PM! Come join us for Shot Show deals!
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I would be surprised if the knives were to show up, but I hope the beer is real, for their sake.
 
No, as usual. It's from an actual SEAL, the one from tactical forums.
 
I find it interesting that the knives did not show up to Blade show west. Do you remember all the BS they told us at Blade show in Atlanta about their knives not being there. Are these guys so stupid to not take knives to another show. Where in the name of all that is right are they getting all of their money for the shows and ads? It seems it would be hard to have a business for 6 months or more and not sell a damn thing or have any product. All those full page color ads are not cheap!

To say nothing about their cheesy as hell marketing methods, product line stealing, and use of P.B.

Rant off!

Tom
 
If they are not paying for them what magazine would print that load of crap, and keep on printing it?

Tom
 
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