Do you sleep with your knife?

Usually a sage 2 or a millie in my shorts pocket. P99 .40 cal on the nightstand condition 1.
 
No. No knife nor gun nearby (don't own a gun). But I have a hefty fireplace poker a step away in case I feel like fantasizing about confronting a burglar or a particularly stealthy zombie. In case of real trouble, I have a cell phone near to hand.

One problem with the phone is I know from experience it takes the cops about 15-20 minutes to make it to the house. That's a long time. Just sayin'.
 
One problem with the phone is I know from experience it takes the cops about 15-20 minutes to make it to the house. That's a long time. Just sayin'.

Yup, definitely depends on where you live. If I were in an isolated area or a less safe town or part of a town, I would have more options closer to hand. But I can walk to the police station in my suburban town in 20 minutes.

I also have to confess that I forgot I put a Camillus fixed-blade under my nightstand a few weeks ago. So I'm kind of in the knife-sleeper club too.
 
That's just naive. It doesn't matter where you live and even if you live next to a police station it doesn't necessarily change the response time. Besides, just few minutes in and out is more than enough time for an assailant to completely change your world. Forever.
 
I was inclined to call you weird.

But I feel pretty secure at night with a 1911 on the night table by the bed.

So I guess you're OK.
 
Really glad it isn't just me...have had knife and large maglight under bed since High School.

Currently Bark River STS-8 within reach for me.
 
I do not purposefully puy a knife near the bed.
However, I have so bloody many knives that it's hard to reach an arm out without grabbing one.:D
(if anyone wants to buy me a large toolbox for storage, that'd be cool;))
 
Browning .40 Tactical w/ +P jhp on nightstand (locked and loaded...naturally)
Surefire 6Z next to said pistol
Surefire Alpha on top of headboard
CRK Green Beret in Nightstand drawer
Sog Pentagon inside headboard cubby hole

Paranoid.....Who wants to know?


When seconds count...9-1-1 is only minutes away...
 
I make my girlfriend sleep on the couch and sleep with my GB axe. A man needs priorities. I can't use my girlfriend to cut down a tree and make a fire. :p JK. It is by my bed tho, mainly because I have no room for it anywhere else. I tend to saw wood when I sleep, not chop.
 
I leave my knife clipped to a "broken in" pair of jeans on the floor. My wife has this big ass blade under her side of the bed. Don't piss her off!

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Jerry Hossom?
 
I usually clip at least three Spydercos and a Benchmade to my underwear before I go to sleep.
 
I keep all my kitchen knives under my pillow, a Remington 11-87 under the wife's pillow, two Glocks and a Ruger LCP, each in ankle holsters (guess what leg the LCP fits on), and when things get really really bad during the hot summer nights I slip a bazooka down my wife's sweatpants (This IS a family read thread!!!:eek::D).

With all that crap how could anyone sleep at night?????

Oh yeah, I forgot the Sebenza, the Strider, the Emerson, the Kabar, the Kershaw.........................
 
I keep most of my knives in the drawer of my sidetable next to my bed, I also have knives scattered throughout my room/house. I sometimes sleep with a knife in my pants pocket, but it has to be something small and thing so I don't notice it when I'm trying to sleep
 
Ruger Redhawk .44 Magnum on nightstand, Remington 870 12 gauge shotgun beside bed, other firearms & edged backup weapons strategically placed throughout house.
 
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