ESEE Idiots - Round 2

OK, OK, OK.........how about we all buy an Izula or a Eskabar and do wierd and outragous things to it. Post pictures and we can see who can show the greatest amount of stupidy as well as creativity. Rat Pack members can vote and the winner gets a knife from Mike and Jeffs idiot collection. (Oh, and all agree not to return any knives under warranty)
Cheers
Balding
 
Nah you can't post the warranty claims and name dumb asses cuz then total dumb asses will go out of their way to destroy a knife just to get posted on the wall of dumb asses

BTW I left my Jungles in some acid last night and it's gone now.......Can I have another one?
 
Jeff, I got an idea. When someone sends a knife like those in for warranty replacement. Tell them you will be replacing it with a NEW ESEE product that was designed for them. Is the new, ESEE12,

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Just a suggestion.

Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Jeff, I got an idea. When someone sends a knife like those in for warranty replacement. Tell them you will be replacing it with a NEW ESEE product that was designed for them. Is the new, ESEE12,

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Just a suggestion.

Moose
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Just awesome, lol. You sir have made my day. :D
 
wow.


just wow :eek:

i will admit i have modified a knife, my Becker BK2 (landshark mod, over on the Becker forum) , but i would never attempt to return it for a warranty if i broke it afterwards...thats just idiotic...

great pics, would love to hear the stories behind them......
 
It's painful and funny mixed. the only almost stupid thing I did with any of my ESEE's was
desks were being moved around at work and a return was a bit crooked and needed a small adjustment all I had was my 3 on me so I stuck it under the return and started lifting so to nudge it over and the 3 just bent way far but I stopped before it broke and all is well.
just think I could have been one of the silly fools with a pic of there knife in this thread being laughed at. praise the Lord for common sense.
 
I also just relized none of mine say esee on them just rc ... yes its time to buy wanted a junglas till jeff talked me out of it maybe a six
 
ESEE No Questions Asked Warranty addendum:

All ESEE warranty-replacement returns are subject to review by ESEE, not for warranty applicability - they will be replaced regardless - but for the idiocy behind the abuse/destruction of the knife such that it needs replacement.

Those returns deemed appropriately idiotic shall be inducted to the "Idiot Hall of Fame" posted on [insert web link], with the name [subject to legal review], BF identity and RatPack #, as applicable, of the idiot.

Hey, if you're idiot enough to torch-cut, hack-saw, grind-wheel, throw, etc. our knives and then blatantly a-hole enough to return them for warranty, we're going to call you out. If you don't like it, then either don't buy our knives, or don't be an idiot.
 
I think these photos should be posted at the top of the warranty page with a big banner saying, "Hall of Shame" over it.
 
Hang, glue or epoxy these blades to a barn wall. "The barn wall of Idiots".. Post an annuall or semi-annuall a pictorial review of "The Barn Wall of Idiots"

Smile you are on the Barn Wall of Idiots
 
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