G-shark's snarks (and other associated ramblings)

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bigghoss said:
Most of the exhibits will just be really impressive dumps you've taken. Murph has been saving them for us.
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Haha. That's just wrong. :barf: just about as bad as you in front of my house with no shirt on.:D
 
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LeeBower said:
I was going to say it would be 90% filled with empty beer cans :p
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That exhibit will be used to show how much beer a male Todd Hunt consumes in his native habitat in a week. It will use grains of sand to represent beer cans and there will be a dumptruck full of sand parked there.
 
bigghoss said:
That exhibit will be used to show how much beer a male Todd Hunt consumes in his native habitat in a week. It will use grains of sand to represent beer cans and there will be a dumptruck full of sand parked there.
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Lol, if put into perspective how much beer Murph and I have drank in that shop. It would lower the worlds sea level by 4 ft. BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a wonder I get anything done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grab a cold one.
 
When I get all caught up I'll need daizee to make me a 115% to match my 100%. It has been decided, it shall be done! Now I just need to convince Daizee! :D
 
TMHunt said:
Lol, if put into perspective how much beer Murph and I have drank in that shop. It would lower the worlds sea level by 4 ft. BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a wonder I get anything done. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grab a cold one.
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My theory is that it's like the robots on Futurama. The alcohol fuels you guys, can't run without it.
 
bigghoss said:
My theory is that it's like the robots on Futurama. The alcohol fuels you guys, can't run without it.
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That's a intersting theory, maybe I should try to make a knife sober. Damn, come to think of it, I wonder if I could even do it? :D
 
TMHunt said:
That's a intersting theory, maybe I should try to make a knife sober. Damn, come to think of it, I wonder if I could even do it? :D
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Last time you tried this happened. :D

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Dude, I figured it out. Murph came over and drank all your beer and then was like "hey make me this". And you weren't thinking clearly because you hadn't had a drink for a couple hours. That's probably how that went down.
 
bigghoss said:
It can but I haven't been able to get it to much. I have to say though, having a woman tell you you'd make a great husband is a heck of a compliment.
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Unless she's a lesbian....then it's just....funny. But a compliment nonetheless.

As for people driving in the snow....don't even get me started. Every big storm we get here, the ditch is littered with Jeeps and a hummer or two. 4WD won't prevent you from sliding into a telephone pole. I think those people are mostly transplants, tho, and also from Mass.

Statistically speaking:

98% OF AMERICAN’S SAY 'OH SH*T !' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM MAINE, NEW HAMPSHIRE & VERMONT
AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.'
 
bigghoss said:
Last time you tried this happened. :D

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Dude, I figured it out. Murph came over and drank all your beer and then was like "hey make me this". And you weren't thinking clearly because you hadn't had a drink for a couple hours. That's probably how that went down.
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Your probably right. Good point. Back to the sauce for me.

Chameleonbear said:
I still wanna see that thing in person. It looks like the A-10. So ugly it's beautiful.
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He's had it with him at the gatherings. I just prohibit him from getting it out of his pack.
 
I'll have to come up a day early and ride down with you guys to the next one so I can try to destroy some stuff with it before around the masses.
 
granitestateofmind said:
Unless she's a lesbian....then it's just....funny. But a compliment nonetheless.

As for people driving in the snow....don't even get me started. Every big storm we get here, the ditch is littered with Jeeps and a hummer or two. 4WD won't prevent you from sliding into a telephone pole. I think those people are mostly transplants, tho, and also from Mass.
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What's funny is I've driven late model dodge and chevy 4x4 trucks in the snow. The traction control in those things is awesome. Even with crap tries it's pretty hard to get one of the dodge trucks to slide. Then again, I'm not driving 70 down a frozen interstate when I'm farting around either.
 
Having a woman say that you would make a wonderful husband is great, unless she said that you will make some GUY a wonderful husband someday.....
 
bigghoss said:
What's funny is I've driven late model dodge and chevy 4x4 trucks in the snow. The traction control in those things is awesome. Even with crap tries it's pretty hard to get one of the dodge trucks to slide. Then again, I'm not driving 70 down a frozen interstate when I'm farting around either.
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When there's snow and/or ice on the roads, you will NOT find zzyzzogeton's fuzzy tail on them. I am firmly in the camp that believes that snow belongs in a snow cone and ice belongs in a glass.

Snow and ice means stay at home and work in the shop. Or sleep.
 
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