G-shark's snarks (and other associated ramblings)

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Silverthorn said:
Having a woman say that you would make a wonderful husband is great, unless she said that you will make some GUY a wonderful husband someday.....
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I have a friend who is gay; I was talking to her a while back; they were having some work done on their house. We talked a bit about the work I was doing on my house and then I asked her how it was coming along at her house. After the long (and all too common) story about how long it was taking and beefing about the different contractors and stuff, she put her arm around my shoulder and said: "We need a husband!" She's a funny lady.
 
TMHunt said:
You guys ever gonna let me forget about that turd?
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Nope. The interwebz is forever, yo.

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TMHunt said:
That's a intersting theory, maybe I should try to make a knife sober. Damn, come to think of it, I wonder if I could even do it? :D
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Blasphemy! Stop, you're scaring me.

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granitestateofmind said:
I heard a scientist talking about that a few years ago, and after sampling the stones they're made of and using his noggin, his theory was that they were cast in place using local materials, like a concrete block. That theory accounts for the fit, uniform size, ease of placement quite nicely. The Egyptology community (of which he was not one) scoffed, because he was an outsider, and they had apparently never heard of Occam and his Razor.
Cool vid, tho. Thanks.
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you seen the website and video of the old dude that moves 30,000 pound stones by himself, and is building a stonehenge in his back 40...

probably the real thing was build in a drunken weekend by a bunch of vikings as a practical joke
 
granitestateofmind said:
Bladite, didja get that email I sent you about that thing we were discussing? Might have gone into your spam folder.
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i did, but it's been a hell of a week. not even enough time to take a nice dump :D just a quickie dump. hardly satisfying.

now i have the time to sip some quality gin in front of the fire, but here i am instead.


as for videos, does you good to hobble around and change the channel :D Dubszs? who is that?
 
Bladite said:
i did, but it's been a hell of a week. not even enough time to take a nice dump :D just a quickie dump. hardly satisfying.

now i have the time to sip some quality gin in front of the fire, but here i am instead.


as for videos, does you good to hobble around and change the channel :D Dubszs? who is that?
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Funniest thing that I have read all week!
 
Its the weekend!!!!!!! Happy weekend and the last weekend before Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!


Know ones snarking at this time, please try again at a later time thank you! :(
 
mountainmist said:
how's come know one is entering in the contest? (the Monthly challenge) I don't want to win by default :eek: ;)
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I might try after this week........lately if I haven't been at work or sleeping, I've been hunting. Sunday is the last day of our rifle season, so I might be able to try after that.
 
ac700wildcat said:
I might try after this week........lately if I haven't been at work or sleeping, I've been hunting. Sunday is the last day of our rifle season, so I might be able to try after that.
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I have been hunting to and Sunday is our last day also. The hardest part of the challenge was the dark, I'm scared of the dark :(
 
mountainmist said:
No one snarking? I'm disappointed :grumpy: anti snark 'heads......
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Probably no one is snarking because everyone over the age of 21 is out on a date, trying to meet a future date, drinking adult beverages to celebrate the end of their workweek or possibly some combination of each. I would be doing one or even two of those things if I weren't taking prescription medication that prohibits the consumption of my favorite libation and/or I could get around without crutches. Some people are probably home looking after their kids to make sure they are not consuming said adult beverages, or are just too damn tired after working all week to ensure the survival of their progeny to do much of anything and they may just be imbibing liquid nourishment from the comfort of their living room couch with their computer off. If you're gonna be all pouty and make :grumpy: faces about that at your age, feel free. It's gonna be a long haul, Kid. TANSTAAFL.

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