Ghost of Christmas Present GA!! Winner in Post #201

SVTFreak said:
Oh wow Charlie! This is a very generous GAW! I don’t ask to be in many, but I sure am asking to be in this one! Not only will I use it, but I’ll also do a GAW of another GEC, although not as special, to pay it forward!

Lemme find my knife joke. Or rather, a video, that tickles the snot out of me….. hold tight…

Let’s see if this works.


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I posted early in this thread and I too do not count myself as a long term member. After reading many posts of members like myself (not long term) entering on behalf of those that are “long term” members, I would like to do the same. So please count this as a entry for JohnDF JohnDF .
I guess not only has my sense of humor lost it’s “edge” so has my reading comprehension! I’ve never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. 🙄
 
waynorth said:
Lots of giveaways going right now!! Don't forget this one Folks!! Tickle a funnybone or two!! 🤣
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Yes but yours is the Champions league (football) of giveaways everything else is just Sunday pub teams (football).




I put football in case some of you dont know what it means 😁
 
What a generous giveaway Charlie!

We all know that the annual traditional folders and fixed blade forum knife wouldn't exist without Spark's approval, the hard work of the admins, and the generosity of the dealer (and porch members) who undertake to handle the shipping of the knives. I really think the folks who have served in those capacities for the past years (how many has it been now, anyway?) deserve the chance to win this particular knife. But it is Charlie's choice, and that's cool, too.

Here are my poor attempts at humor:

Roses are red,
My blood is too,
When I get a new knife,
I usually need a bandaid or two.

I once got a knife from my father,
Who said he had need of no other,
Today I buy oodles,
For my kit and caboodle--
For fondling--for cutting!? I don't bother.
 
That smooth ivory bone came out stunning!!
Not sure I qualify as long term member since I've only been on BF for a few years but I was a big advocate of the smooth white bone during the BF knife voting so I figured I'd drop in a joke.

On my 18th birthday I received a new pocket knife. I was warned the knife was very sharp.

To this day that knife has yet to outsmart me.
 
I asked my son what his favorite dad joke was and this was it….

A man walked into an enchanted forest to chop down a tree.
The tree said to him “You cannot chop me down, I am a talking tree!”
The man replied, “That may be true, but you will die-a-log”

I’m afraid I’ve set the humor bar pretty low for this boy.
 
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