Hope everyone is having a good day

We had the usual day of fun, frollocks, and craziness in the market, despite a rather wet and rotten day in terms of the weather. The market was pretty quiet, with quite a few traders failing to show, but Tool Man did OK on his stall. I have been trying to avoid cake, but had a walk up the cake stall with Tool Man, so that he could treat himself to an egg custard (kind of like a large custard pie). As we walked back to the stall, chatting, with Tool Man holding out his custard like he had just won an Oscar, we heard a shout some distance behind us. We stopped, and looked round, but couldn't see what it was. Then we heard a man we couldn't see, shout, "Naan bread!" Bizarre! But then that's Leeds market!

We resumed our conversation, and walked on, but then heard the loud cry again, "Naan bread!"
"What's he saying?" Asked Tool Man.
"Something about naan bread." I replied.
We concluded the man was a fool, and continued on. But then it came again, "Naan bread! Naan bread!"
Looking round we saw a man walking in our direction, and he again shouted, "Naan bread!"
Somewhat confused, we watched him approach, at which point, he said, "I thought you had taken something off my stall!"
I felt a need to defend Tool Man's honour, and in my best Anglo-Saxon, offered to arrange a trip to the dentist, which horrified our accuser, and both satisfied, and amused Tool Man greatly!
What we will do for adventure and excitement, when they finally pull the plug on Leeds Market I have no idea!
