Hope you're having a great day Paul
Thanks a lot buddy, down in the 50's all day unfortunately, but it was an alright day. Well, he's supposed to bringing them to my house, the useless sod!

"I had to give him the Scarborough!" (a phrase they use, wrongly, in Leeds, which I think I'll need to explain). He has promised to bring it round within the week. The man has more front that Buckingham Palace!
I wish I'd thought of that Bob, it's a darned good idea!
Sounds lovely my friend

I can't keep up with all these stunning K'Roos, but that is gorgeous
Thanks Pete, I'll post a few highlights below
Always good to see your ebony '18 Jer
You too Todd, looks like you've been out feeding the turtles again

Smashing Charlie Lamb
Hope you're having a great day Steve

That really is a beautiful Lamb, I think the bolster is absolutely perfect, and the stag is phenomenal

You were lucky to get in in such superb condition
Hope everyone is doing well, and having a good day

It was a fairly quiet day at the market, but here's the news that's fit to print
Tight-fisted Tool Man is economising...
...No sausages this week!

He told me, in passing, that his daughter Cora, is getting married at the weekend - in a field, at one of the rallies he attends. It's not costing him a penny, so the lack of a sausage on his belly-buster is, as yet, unexplained!

Cora is a lovely lass, and used to be in the Royal Navy, where she was christened 'Radio Cora' by her Captain, on account of the fact that he could hear her voice everywhere he went on the ship!
Barry the Ted and Tool Man have the same model of phone, which is supposedly designed with the very elderly in mind. Tool Man has told me many times that his phone will only operate as a phone, and absolutely nothing else. It turns out that the phone has a number of additional features, he's just too clueless to work them out. Eighty-year old Barry uses some of the features, including the camera, internet, and now, since he purchased some earphones today, the radio. Watching his face, when he was trying to work out how to use it, had me and Tool Man almost rolling around on the floor!
Since the previous few have been totally 'unfit for purpose', the British government has appointed Stanley Baxter as Chancellor of the Exchequer!