Tool Man didn't seem too disturbed, or particularly surprised, by his early morning encounter with a 'streaker', who was thankfully some distance away. I guess, after 15 years on Leeds Market, you've seen a lot of strange things

Today, was not really the weather for running around naked
Just after I arrived myself, Gravel turned up with some jam doughnuts, so I went to get coffee. My faith in Tool Man was such that I bought some more doughnuts, since I had been away from the stall nearly 5 minutes
The morning was fairly quiet, and apart from brief visits from Captain Birdseye, Harry Hotballs, Big Dave, and Barry The Original Ted, there was only Tool Man, Boring Ray, Slimline Scott, and myself. Nobber Al wandered over a couple of times, reminding me that I've not had a pint with him in a while.
By 11.30am Tool Man was petitioning to be fed, insisting that Gravel went to buy chips, gravy, and mushy peas. I went with him, to ease the strain on his wallet. Scott, being even more tight-fisted than Tool Man, stayed behind, which was a relief, since he can give Boring Ray a run for his money!

Tool Man was very satisfied with the repast, though he complained about both the quality of the supplied wooden forks, and the presentation (he didn't like the grease-proof paper liner, claiming it was a trap for the gravy, and insisting on licking it clean!)!
I briefly suggested having some strawberries as a dessert, but obviously Tool Man was absolutely horrified by the very idea, having already scolded Big Dave, for merely carrying a small bag of citrus fruit he had bought for a neighbour
Since Tool Man was intending to slope off to Barber Brian's in the afternoon, there was a debate about his competence as a hairdresser. Both Gravel, and myself, have fell foul of his bad eyesight, and failing barbering skills. Tool Man insisted he had never had a bad haircut from Brian, while I pointed out that this might be because; A, he has barely any hair left; B, because his own eye-sight is so poor, he wouldn't notice; and C, because Barber Brian is probably terrified of him!

I don't think Brian is actually scared of Tool Man at all, but after doubly insulting him, I thought I'd throw that in, as I knew it would placate him, and also cause him to puff his chest out!

Scott also insisted he had never had a bad haircut from Brian, but I told him I had lots of photographic evidence to the contrary!
As Tool Man departed for his haircut, and Gravel went to see his own barber, I decided that I didn't want to get stuck between Boring Ray, and Almost As Boring Scott, and made my excuses, swerving past the last surviving fan of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band on the way