Yeah, I have had quite a bit of work on, but encountered an extra annoyance

Twenty years ago, when I first knew Tool Man, his market stall was next to a guy called Carlton, who was a bit of a bully, and known for not repaying his debts, and generally being a PITA. I immediately sussed out he was a total fraud, and moved him on, but I didn't give him too hard a ride, and have always been pleasant when I've seen him. Unfortunately, because of the sort of guy he is, he pissed off all the other traders, and ended up having to go and work in a fish and chip shop (though I'm pretty sure he's claiming Unemployment Benefit too). A few months back, a flat 2 doors from me became empty, and eventually a new tenant turned up - Carlton. He's not quite moved in yet, because, at 45, he's still living with his mother, but I've seen him a couple of times. Now, apart from his other faults, this guy is really slimey around women, and he's taken a shine to my next door neighbour. So, this morning I go out, and Moninder is in the garden, and apologises to me about my tree. I look at my sycamore, and am astonished to see that 2 large solar-powered lights, and all the wiring, have been fixed, with screws, to my beloved tree. It turns out Carlton had offered to put them up for her, (and this is a guy who usually does NOTHING for ANYBODY). but the guy is so stupid, he's put them in MY garden. Moninder says she'll take them down, but I tell her I'll just ring Carlton, and get him to do it. I ring the guy, around 11am, and it sounds like he's still in bed, and he's immediately aggressive with me. Then he tells me he'll be "having words" with me the next time he sees me! I'm on my way to town now, but when I get back, an hour later, I see him outside his house, and shout over to ask if he wants to have these 'words' now. This guy is a lot younger than me, seems reasonably fit, and always boasting/bullshitting about his martial arts training, but when he says ok, I'm straight round. When I get to his gate though, the guy is filming me on his phone, and accusing me of bullying him! So I call him a coward, and go home. Since then though, I've had numerous phone calls from neighbours who are anxious for a piece of him, and while I've said no, he's no longer welcome in the area, idiot!