Great giveaway (they can be addictive can't they?!)
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!
Giving is very addictive...it provides a rush of goodness.
Nice circus joke and love your A. Wrights
+2 for you, sir!
One of my favorites: How is being at a singles bar different from being at the circus? The clowns don't talk at the circus.
A girl comes in a shoe store and ask for crocodile shoes. But they're way too expensive and she can't afford them. The salesman thinks he 's smart and says : if they're too expensive, go and get a pair by yourself on the rivershore.
At the end of the day, he gets home and passes near the river and sees the girl with a real bunch of crocodiles on their back.
The girl has a fishing rod and is fighting with a crocodile. After a while she throws the beast on his back and yells: OH NO! AGAIN ONE WITH NO SHOES !
Lol! And beautiful knife
+2 for you, sir!
I'm in,
"What did the buffalo say to his child when he left for college?"
"Bison."
Ha! What do you call a buffalo that lives 200 years? A bison-tennial And wow beautiful knife.
+2 for you, sir!
I'm in.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Lol! Did you hear about the guy who had his toe replaced with a rubber prosthetic? His name is Roberto.
+2 for you, sir!
Thanks for the fun, Darren! I don't think it gets much more traditional than a scout, and I've had this one over 50 years.
I couldn't agree more. I have a fondness for the scout/camp knives (have another Ulster project on the way in fact!).
And you are welcome I was hoping this thread would be fun
+2 for you, sir!
I am in. Don't have a joke on me right now. May come back with one.
Here is a photo though. Boker Rustler's Stock knife with Cell handles. This one if off with Glenbad because the cell was offgassing. Unfortunate for this one with vibrant color.
No worries you can add one later if you want
Here I'll include one for you.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No thanks. I'm travelling light."
I don't know much about the outgassing or celluloids but heard it can be an issue.
@glennbad will get that fixed up real nice I'm sure
Can't wait to see how it turns out. +1 for you, sir!
Love it!!! +3 for you, sir!
My wit for jokes may not be as sharp as others, but let me cut right to my case. I would like to enter this giveaway to sharpen my experience with barlows, but having such a fine knife to carry would also give new walk and talk to the day. Hopefully you will not find my post too pointed, but thank you sincerely for the opportunity.
Well done and lovely pair of knives
+2 for you, sir!
I'd like to give it a go if I may...
Why did God only make 1 Yogi Bear?
Because he made a Boo Boo... (my little girl told me that one)
One day I got home before my wife and kids and started making dinner.
My little girl walked in the kitchen and said "Hi, daddy, what's for supper?"
I said " updog"
She said "What's 'updog'?"
I said "not much, what's up with you?"
I haven't entered a gaw before but I really like the theme of this one.
Thanks much
kids tell the best jokes sometimes! I'm honored to host your very first GAW good luck
+1 for you, sir!
Traveling salesman rings the doorbell. Seven-year old kid comes to the door, wearing a silk robe, glass of Scotch in one hand, cigar in the other.
Salesman asks, “Little boy, are your mother and father at home?”
Kid replies, “What the [heck] do you think?”
Lol!!! In my mind, I definitely read that with a different word than [heck]
+2 for you, sir!
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender ask “Hey, Why the long face? 
Here’s a picture of my favorite Barlow....., no joke!
