Have a Laugh and a Barlow GAW * WINNER ANNOUNCED!!!*

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
-Robin Williams

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
-Demetri Martin

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates.
-Steven Wright

And a little Mr Bean...
 
I’m not good at clean jokes. I have long admired modocEd’s case Barlow so I am I for this one. Very cool!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?



OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!
 
Great GAW - I'm in!

A piece of string walks into a bar and says "give me a drink". The bartender says "go away, you are just a piece of string". Dejected, the string leaves. The string then ties himself into a knot and returns to the bar requesting a drink. The bartender says "go away, you are still just a piece of string". Dejected, the string leaves. This time the string frays his end by the knot and returns to the bar to request at drink. Again the bartender says "go away, you are just a piece of string". And the piece of string says "No, I am a-frayed-knot"!

 
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rishma said:
I’m not good at clean jokes.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREATHEEEEE!!!!!
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Ha! Lovely chestnut bone legume :) +2 for you, sir!

Vaporstang said:
Great GAW - I'm in!

A piece of string walks into a bar and says "give me a drink". The bartender says "go away, you are just a piece of string". Dejected, the string leaves. The string then ties himself into a knot and returns to the bar requesting a drink. The bartender says "go away, you are still just a piece of string". Dejected, the string leaves. This time the string frays his end by the knot and returns to the bar to request at drink. Again the bartender says "go away, you are just a piece of string". And the piece of string says "I am a-frayed-knot"!
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Lol! Full disclosure - I'm going to use that one someday :) +2 for you, sir!

BlakesHitch said:
I'm in, thanks for the opportunity.

What are some good things about the country Switzerland? Well, their flag is a big plus.
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:D love it and love the color of that SAK :) +2 for you, sir!


And a few more to keep things going...

All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
-Steve Martin

Drinking is bad for you, but you do learn a lot. When you go Christmas caroling, you should go with a bunch of people. It's always good to go in December. It's not the same when you go in July, outside your ex-girlfriend's house.
-Louis CK

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waverave said:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
-Robin Williams

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
-Demetri Martin

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates.
-Steven Wright

And a little Mr Bean...
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Rowan Atkinson is one of the funniest human beings to grace this earth. But I've heard off stage he's as dry as a popcorn fart.
 
Wurrwulf said:
Not an entry for me. Thank you for your generosity!

I saw this one the other day, and it made me chuckle.
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Lol! My wife is a big fan of The Carpenters she was cracking up at this one :)

Captvideo said:
I m in. Thanks.

I ve been doing a lot of painting this summer. I date all my paintings but I don't go out with them.
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Ha! +2 for you, sir.

A few more to keep things going...

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
-Dumb and Dumber

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.

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veitsi_poika said:
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says... "Heyyyy, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Steve?" :confused:
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Ha! :D and lovely barlow+2 for you, sir!

veitsi_poika said:
All the "Sir" references reminded me of Peppermint Patty ;)
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Yeah until I know everyone by name you all get "sir" :) You might also get the occasional "brother" or "bro" perhaps or maybe "dude". But never "guy" I would never do that. With my luck a female member will join the GAW and I won't know it and totally screw up.

t.willy said:
I'm in . Thanks for the opportunity.✌
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Lol! Love it :) +2 for you, sir!

And a few more to keep things going...

How about some knife memes :D

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