Let The "Shaggi Farewell" Death Chat Begin!!!!

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FoxholeAtheist said:
I've got a few friends that are archaeologists, and spend a lot of time up north in the "wilds" of Alberta. Everybody on their sites carries bear spray all the time. They say that the polar bears are the worst. They evolved to hunt not-unintelligent mammals like seals, so they are skilled at lying in wait and watching for patterns in their pray. If you are in polar bear country, you have to vary your routine so that they don't figure out just exactly when in the morning you'll be halfway between the mess tent and the outhouse...

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polar bears are also the only creature known to hunt man and will put a paw over their face while stalking you so you can't see their eyes or nose... Scary.. but they are WAY further up north from me...
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FoxholeAtheist said:
I've got a few friends that are archaeologists, and spend a lot of time up north in the "wilds" of Alberta. Everybody on their sites carries bear spray all the time. They say that the polar bears are the worst. They evolved to hunt not-unintelligent mammals like seals, so they are skilled at lying in wait and watching for patterns in their pray. If you are in polar bear country, you have to vary your routine so that they don't figure out just exactly when in the morning you'll be halfway between the mess tent and the outhouse...

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O.k. that's scary... was watching The Edge... with Alec Baldwin about the bear stalking them.... bears are scary animals... polar bears have to be the scariest....
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
polar bears are also the only creature known to hunt man and will put a paw over their face while stalking you so you can't see their eyes or nose... Scary.. but they are WAY further up north from me...
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They disguise themselves from you!!!! :eek: .... sheeeeeiiiit.... !
 
Yeah, polar bears are scary. Of course, a cougar has been seen stalking an old lady walking her dog not a block from my house, and a month or so ago there was a (probably) black bear rooting around about 40 feet behind my back fence. Neighbors told us about it when they saw that we were planning on letting the kids sleep in a tent in the back yard that night. Kids said "Nah, we think we'll stay inside tonight!" :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
YEAH!!! during blizzards... i would not want to be in that area :eek: :(

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They stalk you in Blizzards!!!!!!!.... Why would anyone want to live in an area where the hunters can so easily become the hunted?... that's a little too much testosterone for me....
 
FoxholeAtheist said:
Yeah, polar bears are scary. Of course, a cougar has been seen stalking an old lady walking her dog not a block from my house, and a month or so ago there was a (probably) black bear rooting around about 40 feet behind my back fence. Neighbors told us about it when they saw that we were planning on letting the kids sleep in a tent in the back yard that night. Kids said "Nah, we think we'll stay inside tonight!" :D
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Smart kids.... :D
 
Kalimalena said:
They stalk you in Blizzards!!!!!!!.... Why would anyone want to live in an area where the hunters can so easily become the hunted?... that's a little too much testosterone for me....
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got me??? :confused:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
same here... 5700 is my limit... FOR TONIGHT :D

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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Agreed... we hit tonight and meet on the battlefield tommorrow morning.... deal!.... oh and... so whaddya got?...
 
The only other wildlife I've seen around that's odd to me is a ruffed grouse and mule deer. We have this crabapple tree in the backyard and all winter long last year we had mule deer walking through our yard to munch on the crabapples. My wife gets this funny look in her eye when she sees them back there and keeps threatening to sharpen a broom handle and go after them. "We wouldn't have to buy meat for months!"
 
FoxholeAtheist said:
Yeah, polar bears are scary. Of course, a cougar has been seen stalking an old lady walking her dog not a block from my house, and a month or so ago there was a (probably) black bear rooting around about 40 feet behind my back fence. Neighbors told us about it when they saw that we were planning on letting the kids sleep in a tent in the back yard that night. Kids said "Nah, we think we'll stay inside tonight!" :D
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You're a brave man.... smart kids.... and a brave man... hope you got something to protect yourself and the family in case of an emergency...
 
FoxholeAtheist said:
The only other wildlife I've seen around that's odd to me is a ruffed grouse and mule deer. We have this crabapple tree in the backyard and all winter long last year we had mule deer walking through our yard to munch on the crabapples. My wife gets this funny look in her eye when she sees them back there and keeps threatening to sharpen a broom handle and go after them. "We wouldn't have to buy meat for months!"
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LMAO.... say "YOU CAN DO IT HONEY"
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
2 rocks...ha ha... Congrats on 300 :cool:

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Thanks on the 300.... I got 2 papers.... Hey... I guess you lose... we'll play again tommorrow... I'll teach you about dynamite... and the secret weapon I taught my daughter.... :D
 
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