Need weapon for office environment

Fulloflead, for one who quotes William Penn, I find your post very puzzling. What are you doing, feeding your inner mall ninja?
 
I think that most mall ninjas are just a knife nuts who lack taste and a sense of propriety.
 
I agree with the Benchmade 530 posters. This little Pardue really fits the bill. Makes a really neat neck tie clip.

Matador-
 
I've got a special "prototype" clip coming from STR who had something laying around that might fit the bill. STR is always up to something interesting. It's going to bo on a Manix "working" knife.

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Damn Fulloflead lighten up.If I was that worried about carrying at work I would just get a nice Benchmade with an axis lock,lose the clip and leave it in my pocket.Better to ask fogiveness than permission.With that Axis lock that baby will flick right open and you can get on with your bad self.:jerkit:
 
In questionable environments I carry a thick magazine (Fortune, for example), very tightly rolled. It's very effective if you're fit and know what you're doing - some practical training is critical. My "weapon" (magazine and 3 thick rubber bands) accompanies me for air travel, with never a questioning look.
 
He he, maybe you can fashion a cigar with titanium core.

Then again a good strong cigar tube might work and you can even carry a cigar inside.

Luis
 
i agree with the pepper spray suggestion. seems more practical, easier to use, is a more sensible tool for most confrontations, and is less likely to cause you to lose your job.

and god forbid if you end up using actually it, it's easier to guarantee you'll be perceived as being on the correct side of the law.
 
slotstik said:
i agree with the pepper spray suggestion. seems more practical, easier to use, is a more sensible tool for most confrontations, and is less likely to cause you to lose your job.

and god forbid if you end up using actually it, it's easier to guarantee you'll be perceived as being on the correct side of the law.
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Ah, yes... who hasn't wanted to Mace down the entire office:D ? It's go-o-o-d being retired... fewer homicidal impulses...
 
What about a honking great Katana on your desk in a beautifull kill bill-style mahogany stand?...............ok I'm being silly now....
 
Don_Luis said:
He he, maybe you can fashion a cigar with titanium core.

Then again a good strong cigar tube might work and you can even carry a cigar inside.

Luis
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I like this guy.;)

I had a tube like that. It got all stinky from me putting half-smoked cigars in it, so I threw it away. Now, I make it a practise to never relight a cigar that's been out more than about more than about 30 minutes but I can't find another tube like that.

A cigar as a kuboton. That's funny. Imagine their surprise!


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This is actually a flask, holds a bit less than 2 ounces and feels strong enough, I bought it at a tobacco shop and they had the matching cigar tube too.

Luis


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James Green Dragon said:
Why don't you just get the right pants? Allot of fine dress slacks have a change pocket inside the right front pocket that is perfect for carrying a 3" - 4" bladed folder without it printing much at all.

Get something relatively straight & flat & remove the pocket clip "wala" you have a decent knife at your disposal in addition to your sheeple friendly box & mail opening warncliffe :thumbup:
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I'll second that. I have a few pair of Dockers that have that change pocket inside the right front pocket. A Spyderco Lil' Temperance rides perfectly in there. You can always remove the clip to flatten out the profile some.
 
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