New Contest - Big prize!

lazerboy2000 said:
Holy cow this is amazing! Jeff you guys are really onto some crazy stuff lately, and i LOVE it!

I just wish I didn't have damn classes in April. One of these days...
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So you think shaving the neighbor's pussy with an ESEE knife is crazy, huh?
 
gundude73 said:
i dont mind the, "writing an essay" contest, i am a very persuasive writer :D
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Yeah, but what about the folks that can't read and write around here. We do have them, just read some of the posts :D
 
Just be careful with joking about the contests because you may end up with 496 toes this time instead of 496 emails....
 
LWLew said:
Oops! Too late, my neighbor's husband is really ticked off at me. I guess I need to read all the posts next time before reacting. :(
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And I assume there is a toe in the mail too
 
R.A.T. said:
Yeah, but what about the folks that can't read and write around here. We do have them, just read some of the posts :D
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:o I'm guilty of some of those, I had to look up how to spell Wednesday, this morning, and I tutor kids in English :foot:
 
hey jeff ill help cut fishkev236's toe off, would that get me in the contest. sorry fishkev its a big prize ;)
 
Direct pressure, and if all else fails a tourniquet, remember the rules to a tourniquet, where it goes on, the limb comes off. Only tighten until the bleeding stops any further and you risk nerve damage to the limb........no one follow this advice for removing a toe, but in all seriousness that is some sound advice.
 
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