New Contest - Big prize!

dont need 10 toes anyhow, 9 could complete most tasks 8 even how bout 2 toes. count me in, but if it goes beauty contest there goes my chances.

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hwpaintballer said:
If your giving away a slot for a woodland ops course, why not make the contestants, write a short paragraph 3-5 sentences, on "what do you think you would gain from this experience and what are some things you would hope to learn from it.".

Awesome prize for who ever wins it :thumbup:
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dude, English comprehension would narrow the field way too much around here...I know you didnt forget about the RPK yet... :)
 
R.A.T. said:
Then I sugessted how about the first person to cut their little toe off with an ESEE knife and mail it to us, but Mrs Shotty shot that down (no pun intended)
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I had my six on my toe when she stopped me and told me it wasn't official.

How about the first person to carve a toothpick out of a 12 inch thick log with an izula, on video.

I still like my paracord loincloth and friction fire contest to get an arrowhead idea.

cutting off a toe is bad, but someone here has to be a surgeon. How about someone taking out an appendix with an izula? thats gotta be good for something.

we could always follow the Slayer lead... though I'm not trying to write out Escuela de Supervivencia,Escape, Evasion on my arm. you might get ESEE.

The entire shaving of ones own body hair would demonstrate technical skill in sharpening...

there's always circumcision....

peeling and dicing 1,000 onions would be hilarious...

there's gotta be some kind of way to make this a drinking game.... maybe hike 25 miles, but do a shot every mile, screw ranger beads...go with lines on the fifth!
 
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R.A.T. said:
We had once thought about doing a contest for the first person to capture the neigbors cat and shave all it's hair off with an ESEE knife, or something like that. Then I sugessted how about the first person to cut their little toe off with an ESEE knife and mail it to us, but Mrs Shotty shot that down (no pun intended)
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Do you see why I am around! It's to keep him from being sued! I should charge you what your lawyers charge you!

R.A.T. said:
So, I guess a beauty contest is about as good as it gets unless Mr/Mrs Shotty and Tony can come up with something
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no.........please no! :eek: what if someone put their banana hammock on backwards! :eek::eek::confused:

fishkev236 said:
ill cut my toe off with my rc-6 just tell me where to mail it jeff!
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Here's your proof as to why we shouldn't say that!


roar-k said:
Just be careful with joking about the contests because you may end up with 496 toes this time instead of 496 emails....
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If I get 1 toe in the mail, I quit!
 
Katie you will prob end up with like a dozen toes in the mail.

Great prize, can't wait to hear what the rules are. The essay idea is not bad. I vote for an art contest. Not to design a knife but to show sort of the spirit of ESEE knives.
 
R.A.T. said:
BTW: Next year we are thinking about giving away a survival trip to the Amazon with us and on that one we will include all airfare and expenses. But we're really going to have to think how to do this.
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I'll make this one easy for you. You can just give it to me :D
 
unless I misread something this contest, as of right now, is not as simple as just tossing out the old Rat Pack #. Although I guess the mods may say that is it. Currently that is not the case.
 
R.A.T. said:
We had once thought about doing a contest for the first person to capture the neigbors cat and shave all it's hair off with an ESEE knife, or something like that. Then I sugessted how about the first person to cut their little toe off with an ESEE knife and mail it to us, but Mrs Shotty shot that down (no pun intended)
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Careful Jeff, remember what happened last time you joke about giving a free knife away to the person that would send 1,000 emails to Mrs Shotty?! :D:eek:
 
hwpaintballer said:
Direct pressure, and if all else fails a tourniquet, remember the rules to a tourniquet, where it goes on, the limb comes off. Only tighten until the bleeding stops any further and you risk nerve damage to the limb........no one follow this advice for removing a toe, but in all seriousness that is some sound advice.
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Sorry, just got back from the ER, I tried your technique but lost consciousness. :( Fortunately, the EMTs found the toe and was able to graft it back on. :D That's what happens when Jeff speaks and announces a new contest. I panic and react! :eek: Thanks for your help though. :thumbup: You were the only one that cared about my well being. :(
 
We'll be discussing this and other contests. I promise none of them will involve cutting off appendages and mailing them to me. :eek: :barf:
 
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