Order of KAI Official Hang Out; Part Deux - It's Enrico Palazzo!

KnottyEagle said:
I got hit in the nuts with a baseball and a tassel...

Can you top that?
:cool:
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I've been kneed in the balls by a 375 pound man. In jiu-jitsu I regularly roll (think sparing but jiu-jitsu is primarily joint locks and blood chokes, no punching) with LEOs, fire fighters, and tournament fighters.

Can you top that?
:cool:
 
TotalDbag said:
I had to have surgery twice to get a total of 8 teeth removed.
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KnottyEagle said:
I got hit in the nuts with a baseball and a tassel...

Can you top that?
:cool:
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9blades said:
I've been kneed in the balls by a 375 pound man. In jiu-jitsu I regularly roll (think sparing but jiu-jitsu is primarily joint locks and blood chokes, no punching) with LEOs, fire fighters, and tournament fighters.

Can you top that?
:cool:
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Yep easily...

I pay taxes fulltime.
 
9blades said:
I've been kneed in the balls by a 375 pound man. In jiu-jitsu I regularly roll (think sparing but jiu-jitsu is primarily joint locks and blood chokes, no punching) with LEOs, fire fighters, and tournament fighters.

Can you top that?
:cool:
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Ummm...I got hit in the head with a baseball bat by a kid warming up. I got a bloody nose and had to go to the hospital.
 
I pay taxes full time, make less money than my wife, and was circumcised at 23. That's right, I had the tip of my dick cut off surgically, and had to watch it heal over a period of two months while maintaining the dressing. For the first few weeks it didn't even look like a penis because of the stitches and swelling.

I win. ;)
 
sticktodrum said:
I pay taxes full time, make less money than my wife, and was circumcised at 23. That's right, I had the tip of my dick cut off surgically, and had to watch it heal over a period of two months while maintaining the dressing. For the first few weeks it didn't even look like a penis because of the stitches and swelling.

I win. ;)
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Uhhhh, no comment.
 
sticktodrum said:
I pay taxes full time, make less money than my wife, and was circumcised at 23. That's right, I had the tip of my dick cut off surgically, and had to watch it heal over a period of two months while maintaining the dressing. For the first few weeks it didn't even look like a penis because of the stitches and swelling.

I win. ;)
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Ok... I think I'm going to need a pallet cleanser... Mark, remember that bunny with a pancake on itss head?

Post it ;)


:D
 
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sticktodrum said:
I pay taxes full time, make less money than my wife, and was circumcised at 23. That's right, I had the tip of my dick cut off surgically, and had to watch it heal over a period of two months while maintaining the dressing. For the first few weeks it didn't even look like a penis because of the stitches and swelling.

I win. ;)
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Yep, you win.
 
sticktodrum said:
I pay taxes full time, make less money than my wife, and was circumcised at 23. That's right, I had the tip of my dick cut off surgically, and had to watch it heal over a period of two months while maintaining the dressing. For the first few weeks it didn't even look like a penis because of the stitches and swelling.

I win. ;)
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Dude you just freaked my ass out
 
Yeah, well I still win. I'm a bit competitive so I subject myself to terrible things in order to one up people in just such an occasion.

What you've all read cannot he unread, and will haunt you for the rest of your lives! :)

Panera Bread Panini's for dinner!
 
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