I'm a dirty "_ag" liberal from San Francisco.
Out here if you own a handgun, you are a twisted psycho.
This happened to me, just this morning at work:
Person: "There are bagels in the kitchen" (as they munch on their bagel)
Me: "Sweet!" (I go and get a bagel, slice with Leek, come back into the room munching on bagel)
Person: "Woah, your bagel is all cut and stuff. How did you do that?"
Me: "With a knife."
Person: "Sweet, where did you find a knife!? I had to tear mine with my fingers."
Me: "In my pocket."
Person: "You bring a knife in your pocket, to work????"
Me: "Uhhh...yes..."
Person: (looks astonished) "I don't think that is the best idea."
Me: "Well, I didn't have to tear my bagel with my fingers, so..."
Person: (utterly blank stare)
Perfect example of the problem. People fear what they don't understand. I live in a place in the world where the rest of the country thinks we are all fetishists and degenerates. Conversely, out here, being a red neck with a shotgun rack and big truck is usually laughable. Cowboy boots are pretty much outlawed.
Yet even I, liberal as I am...I'm completely fed up with this country. I want to move to Montana or somewhere that I can carry a gun, and a knife. Protect myself, my family, my kids. Camp somewhere without a having a specific permit in a specific exact location, where you have to get reservations. This country is off it's rocker. First people voted for Bush which made me sick. Then people voted for Obama which made me sick. No knives, no guns, no red meat, no fires, no fun, no laughter...just big corporations to buy stuff from, and work overtime for.
And now the DA of arguably the most important city in the country, is outlawing knives...
Get into your little cages, Big Brother needs your body heat and labor to fuel the machine.
-Freq