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Seriously The Warrior The Warrior we would use post hole diggers and a handi-cap portable toilet seat. Looked like a walker with a seat on it. 4 poles and a tarp. Bamm camp porta potty.
 
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Thanks fellas.

Y'all go above and beyond with y'alls shitting in the woods... If I'm in real woods... Not a campground... I just lean up against a tree away from camp and let it rip... Throw the toilet paper in a cardboard box and burn it all when done.

But I do want a hitch toilet seat for my truck... Then I can shit anywhere at anytime in comfort and style...
 
good luck with the cabin this weekend dubs.
condolences WW.
had an E sounding tonight while I was cooking dinner.
 
worldwood said:
What a shitty week. Monday i felt and heard a pop in my knee... Then lots of pain and I couldn't move it. It was stuck in a 90% bend. Yesterday i had knee surgery. They had to repair the miniscus it was completely torn, and then stitch it back in place... Now I can't bear any weight on it for 6 weeks...

Get home from the hospital, same day I had surgery, just to get a call that my grandfather passed away. We thought he had at least a few more months in him.

They say bad things come in 3s, but I wish that wasn't true, cause I don't think I can take another after this 1 and 2.
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Geez Woody, sorry for your loss. Get well brother.

The Warrior said:
Have only been to the cabin once in the last 4 months. Heading there tonight for the weekend. Supposed to rain, but, oh well.
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Have fun Dubz!
 
worldwood said:
Thanks fellas.

Y'all go above and beyond with y'alls shitting in the woods... If I'm in real woods... Not a campground... I just lean up against a tree away from camp and let it rip... Throw the toilet paper in a cardboard box and burn it all when done.

But I do want a hitch toilet seat for my truck... Then I can shit anywhere at anytime in comfort and style...
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6 people for a week in a hasty hunt camp 10 miles down a logging road. Field Hygiene. And for some reason Bears like to eat :poop: and it attracks them.
 
Tanker 1/66 said:
6 people for a week in a hasty hunt camp 10 miles down a logging road. Field Hygiene. And for some reason Bears like to eat :poop: and it attracks them.
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If my better half is with me she isn't cool letting it rip in the open :p:p I might be able convince her with a receiver seat though o_O
 
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worldwood said:
What a shitty week. Monday i felt and heard a pop in my knee... Then lots of pain and I couldn't move it. It was stuck in a 90% bend. Yesterday i had knee surgery. They had to repair the miniscus it was completely torn, and then stitch it back in place... Now I can't bear any weight on it for 6 weeks...

Get home from the hospital, same day I had surgery, just to get a call that my grandfather passed away. We thought he had at least a few more months in him.

They say bad things come in 3s, but I wish that wasn't true, cause I don't think I can take another after this 1 and 2.
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Woof, that's a bad week for sure! I'll be praying for your recovery! So sorry to hear that your grandfather passed away...
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That's the plan, haha. Remember that the septic is backed up. We're gonna crap in a 5 gallon bucket with kitty litter in it. Never shit in a 5 gallon bucket before. :poop: :D
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You don't have a service near you? There are a lot of services which could fix that issue (had that one a couple of times...). Good luck, regardless!

PS: I know I'm late to the party, but I thought I'd post regardless...
 
As far as pooping in a 5 gallon bucket goes, take a toilet seat and 4 L-brackets. Mark and drill a few holes and bolt the L-brackets just fit inside the bucket. Drape a garbage sack in the bucket to collect (and later dispose of the goodies) and slide in the brackets on the seat. A lot more comfortable than trying to sit on the rim of the bucket or balancing above it.
 
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As far as pooping in a 5 gallon bucket goes, take a toilet seat and 4 L-brackets. Mark and drill a few holes and bolt the L-brackets just fit inside the bucket. Drape a garbage sack in the bucket to collect (and later dispose of the goodies) and slide in the brackets on the seat. A lot more comfortable than trying to sit on the rim of the bucket or balancing above it.
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Agreed, but where are you bolting these brackets to in your setup?
 
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Agreed, but where are you bolting these brackets to in your setup?
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You put the toilet seat sitting-side down, center the bucket on the seat, mark the OUTER edge of the bucket on the seat, guesstimate where the INNER edge of your bucket is ON ONE SIDE (this gets you in the ballpark).

Then you mount 2 of the brackets to the toilet seat, put the seat on the bucket with the brackets flush up against the bucket and mark where the other 2 brackets go with a mark on the seat up against the inner edge of the bucket. Mount the second set of brackets.

The seat won't slide around on the bucket but you can change out the poop bag as necessary.
 
Love It ! The poop subject can go forever :p:p:p If snark ever gets a little slow just mention :poop: . :p:p:p:p! Sorry I was picturing ww with rollerblades sitting on his receiver seat hanging on the tailgate going 65 mph trying out the new seat. Yes I know it's just for the camp site :confused: But I have Bladite to blame for this visual :p
 
Just got back. Nice weekend away. Lucked out on the septic. Last time we were there, we poured antifreeze in the toilet, so obviously it wouldn't freeze. Now, this past weekend, two months later, all the water and antifreeze had seeped down. I looked down the pipe, and there was a wad a shit paper down there, stuck in the bend. Long story short, I got it free, and it wasn't the septic backed up at all. What a relief that was, literally, haha.
 
The Warrior said:
Just got back. Nice weekend away. Lucked out on the septic. Last time we were there, we poured antifreeze in the toilet, so obviously it wouldn't freeze. Now, this past weekend, two months later, all the water and antifreeze had seeped down. I looked down the pipe, and there was a wad a shit paper down there, stuck in the bend. Long story short, I got it free, and it wasn't the septic backed up at all. What a relief that was, literally, haha.
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Fantastic Dubz!!!!
 
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