He was on the screen for one second before I realized how shameful it is that we no longer have such awesome warrior personas making movies anymore. Daniel Craigs Bond and Jason Bourne are what pass these days for action pimps. If Rambo approached Bourne and Bond in an alley, theyd fall to their knees and begin debating with one another which would wash Rambos car and which would handle his dry cleaning.
So anyway these bright-eyed missionaries visit Rambo in Thailand and beg him to take them to the worst place in the world, where theyll pass out enough Bibles and band-aids to feel good about themselves when theyre back at home watching Saved by the Bell reruns. Rambo of course wants to go immediately. But he plays it off and pretends like he doesnt until the hot chick comes to beg him. The girl has a doctor missionary boyfriend who gets on Rambos nerves, but Rambo doesnt want to get back at him the simple way, by granting her the sexual fulfillment she so obviously longs for from Rambo. Nah, he does him one worse. He lets them go off on their own, get captured, then saves them both a million times, emasculating the guy in front of his woman while so thoroughly proving his superiority that for the rest of their lives together, shell see Rambos face whenever she closes her eyes.