Random Thought Thread

yoko said:
I'm so so so sorry, but when I read this.... this is what my 13 year old mind thought of hahahaha


Blues Blues you have a lot of awesome stories I hope there's none anywhere similar to this hahahahaha
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I can tell you that you're 100% not the only one with a warped sense of humor...

Nathan the Machinist said:
Our output on the regular sales threads is down right now while we service a special customer. Once this special order is complete we will step back up to normal levels.
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steelcitysixteen said:
i was referring more to secondary market sales I guess. I think your sales are fine. I can't afford you to be more frequent!!
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yoko said:

Blues Blues you have a lot of awesome stories I hope there's none anywhere similar to this hahahahaha
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Most of the UC was conducted in strip bars and I had to find creative ways to turn down offers of...favors... from the gals that were offered by the guys bribing me. I told them I was after the money and could get my own talent.

However, there was one time we were "tailing" a guy in lower Manhattan that went into a gay bar and I followed him in and had to sit at the bar chatting up a couple of fellas and being chatted up in kind.

Fortunately, that's as far as I went.

I only took my clothes off partially to convince some mob guys I wasn't wearing a wire, and the only thing that saved me was having my thumb over the mic when I told them if I was getting undressed, "all you fat fucks are gonna get undressed too!". They didn't want to shed their clothes, and that saved my butt that day.
 
Blues said:
Most of the UC was conducted in strip bars and I had to find creative ways to turn down offers of...favors... from the gals that were offered by the guys bribing me. I told them I was after the money and could get my own talent.

However, there was one time we were "tailing" a guy in lower Manhattan that went into a gay bar and I followed him in and had to sit at the bar chatting up a couple of fellas and being chatted up in kind.

Fortunately, that's as far as I went.

I only took my clothes off partially to convince some mob guys I wasn't wearing a wire, and the only thing that save me was having my thumb over the mic when I told them if I was getting undressed, "all you fat fucks are gonna get undressed too!". They didn't want to shed their clothes, and that saved my butt that day.
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You have lived an awesome life!
 
Blues said:
Most of the UC was conducted in strip bars and I had to find creative ways to turn down offers of...favors... from the gals that were offered by the guys bribing me. I told them I was after the money and could get my own talent.

However, there was one time we were "tailing" a guy in lower Manhattan that went into a gay bar and I followed him in and had to sit at the bar chatting up a couple of fellas and being chatted up in kind.

Fortunately, that's as far as I went.

I only took my clothes off partially to convince some mob guys I wasn't wearing a wire, and the only thing that save me was having my thumb over the mic when I told them if I was getting undressed, "all you fat fucks are gonna get undressed too!". They didn't want to shed their clothes, and that saved my butt that day.
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That makes my sphincter tighten just thinking about it.
 
darsk20 said:
That makes my sphincter tighten just thinking about it.
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Mine too, now. (There's a reason they send young men to war. We're too young and full of piss and vinegar to know any better.) Believe me, when I think back on some of it now, I doubt I'd have done it...but I didn't think then like I do now.
 
Blues said:
There were a lot of boring parts between the fun stuff I talk about here...but thanks, brother.
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I feel if we ever crossed paths in life while you were active...I would be that one guy
.. in that story you tell everytime that makes you laugh your ass off

"There's was a perp with a trained monkey dressed like a stripper that robbed liquer stores and the escape vehicle was a modified port-a-potty with a chevy big block with nitrous.. got away on a straight road.. but apprehended on a large curve and suspects were found blue and covered in waste"

Lol
 
I have a 1998 regular Sebenza (large)
I have an Insingo 21 (small)

Do I need a large Insingo in MagnaCut? (I really like the Insingo profile and I'm itching to try MagnaCut.)

I know I don't need it but I still need to be convinced that it'd be a waste of money, please. Thank you.


P.S. If only Nate would say the folder is two weeks out, it would be a no-brainer.
 
BTW, is anyone else getting random crashing on Android Chrome ONLY on Bladeforums?

I keep getting notifications that say:

"Chrome isn't responding"
x Close App
x Wait
x Send Feedback

It's been happening the past few weeks, ONLY on bladeforums. It hasn't happened on any other website.

*** I usually surf bladeforums on my phone (Samsung S22 Ultra), which is when the notifications occur. It's actually frozen the screen before, to the point that no touch inputs worked, and I had to restart the phone.
 
bluemax_1 said:
BTW, is anyone else getting random crashing on Android Chrome ONLY on Bladeforums?

I keep getting notifications that say:

"Chrome isn't responding"
x Close App
x Wait
x Send Feedback

It's been happening the past few weeks, ONLY on bladeforums. It hasn't happened on any other website.

*** I usually surf bladeforums on my phone (Samsung S22 Ultra), which is when the notifications occur. It's actually frozen the screen before, to the point that no touch inputs worked, and I had to restart the phone.
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I thought it was just me ..... and incognito was mad at me for all the p**nhub

Hahahahaha

I also have a s22 ultra

Glad it's just not me (exact same problem)
 
91bravo said:
Name that tune

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I know it .. but just can't think of the name damnit

Btw you are very good , all my cousins on my moms side learned how to play instruments..... in 6th grade I picked saxophone (the whole Bill Clinton cigar thing inspired me... but I sucked)

So my dad had me fixing crappy cars with him instead of music
 
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Blues said:
I have a 1998 regular Sebenza (large)
I have an Insingo 21 (small)

Do I need a large Insingo in MagnaCut? (I really like the Insingo profile and I'm itching to try MagnaCut.)

I know I don't need it but I still need to be convinced that it'd be a waste of money, please. Thank you.


P.S. If only Nate would say the folder is two weeks out, it would be a no-brainer.
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you NEEEEEEEEEEEED it
 
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