So a few days ago, at 3am, I hear a large truck backing up in front of our house. I get up to take a look, and there is a flatbed tow truck dropping off a Tesla. Turns out it belongs to a couple from CA who were visiting Yellowstone (about 80-ish miles from here) and got a flat tire. They were having their car towed from the park back to the AirBnB they were staying in.
Of course, my first thought was, "WTF? Doesn't this guy know how to change a tire?!?"
But no, it gets better. Turns out that Tesla deliberately does not include a spare tire with their cars, because you cannot change a tire yourself. It has to be taken to an authorized service center if you get a flat. Tesla Roadside Assistance is more than happy to help....as long as your car is conveniently broken down within 50 miles of a Tesla service center. Otherwise, you're on your own to get it towed, and it has to be towed on a flatbed.
So this morning I watched
another flatbed tow truck come and take the Tesla away, to the nearest service center, which is 300 miles from here.
For a flat tire.
As I sat there, I found myself reflecting on how we have created a class of urban technocrats who are increasingly and quite literally helpless outside of their native bubble. And then I put my coffee down, grabbed my DEK2 and went out to check on our veggie beds.