Random Thought Thread

There needs to be a canned beer company named "sparkling water". And the can could like, you know, have pictures of bubbles and maybe black cherries etc. And the top of the can could be rimmed with, "totally alcohol-free nothing to see here brand sparkling water brand ™ " with any reference to 9.5% triple IPA being on the bottom half of the can under my koozie.
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I'm a failure.

I only managed two hot dogs today.

I'll never be able to go to Nathan's again.

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I'm a failure.

I only managed two hot dogs today.

I'll never be able to go to Nathan's again.

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There’s a texas hots place in my home town that I’ve been scarfing at since I was a wee spry lad. They’ve never been called texas hots, here, or chili dogs. They’ve always been shitcanoes. Said just like that - no hyphen, not two words.

They STILL have the best deal imaginable. Take-out only. Buy six get one free.

I can still eat seven of those goddamn toxic bundles of joy.
 
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