Silly Knife Names Thread

DAVE_M said:
It was the portable hand:

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BladeHQ did an excellent two part video on Sal, his son, and the company. It's a very good video to watch.

I completely forgot about Busse, too! SWATMANDU! The SYCKO series has decent names, but the Busse/Swamp Rat series cracks me up!

TGLBBMNFDTNC - Team Gemini Light Brigade Battle Mistress Nuclear Fusion Destructor Thundercats Nitro Circus!
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Yeah the portable hand! thank you for correcting me :)
 
The Bastinelli Assaucalypse.

Not just an apocalypse. Not just assault- it's an assaucalypse!....Like MechaGodzilla in knife form!

For extra fun, try saying it three times fast with some gum in your mouth and you sound precisely like someone trying out a set of incorrectly sized dentures.

Shoulda just called in the Unpronounceable and let it be. :D

Edit- shame, because it actually looks like a pretty well thought out knife....I just don't want to sound like I'm sneezing with a mouthful of hard-candies when I order on over the phone;

"Please can I order an Assaucalpse?"
"Geshundheit!....Now, which knife did you want?"
 
"Endorser", the name of the CRKT I received as a gift. How does this word relate to a fiddly AO?
 
This is a great thread, me and bro used to sit up and watch the late night knife shows on the shopping networks just laugh our asses off... "And if you call now, you'll receive the eagle claw egyptian tanto with genuine south african apartheid diamond inlay!"

Which reminds me, I was gonna post this in sword section but they might not find it as funny...
[video=youtube;Z5ljaS9q1fI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ljaS9q1fI[/video]
 
Now that I think about it:
Spyderco Police
Spyderco Military
Spyderco Paramilitary
Benchmade Skirmish
Benchmade Serum
Spyderco Civilian

Not bashing the quality just odd names that I found recently.
 
BenC-60 said:
Now that I think about it:
Spyderco Police
Spyderco Military
Spyderco Paramilitary
Benchmade Skirmish
Benchmade Serum
Spyderco Civilian

Not bashing the quality just odd names that I found recently.
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Police was before Spyderco PIG. Knife made for police officers on their request after they saw Spyderco Mariner.

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Sebenza means 'work', I've seen maybe 5 working knives with that name in my life. :D Two were fakes. Also Umnumzaan.
 
gopeder111 said:
CRKT Get.S**T.Done.

What were they thinking?
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Meh. What was even funnier was everyone on Instagram getting mad at Mah for posting knife pictures with the "#gsd" hashtag, because apparently that hashtag is only for people with German Shepherds and somehow we're all supposed to know that.
 
Hahaha, ok point taken sir! Keep this in mind if you decide to walk down the Busse path: Once you have one in your hand, you are never free.
Run like hell or prepare to dive headfirst...
 
Sikael said:
My vote is the Vulture 'Cholera'. Vulture? Whatever, fine. But why would you name your knife after a disease known as 'the shitting sickness' by Native Americans? What redeeming qualities does Cholera possess? How about 'Syphilis'? The Vulture 'Gonorrhea'? 'Leprosy'?
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Likewise "Candiru" , why name a knife after the dick fish?
 
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