Silly Knife Names Thread

His wife is hot.
ruth-england
 
Good ol' Mtech has some silly ones, too.

The Deal Buster
Dark Matter (really?)
Midas Touch
Fowl Wind (makes me think of bird farts)
Take Refuge
Never Again
Inhuman Condition hahaha
 
It was a joke...

Ahh, I apologize.

Have you looked at what the CRKT G.S.D. stands for? I'm really surprised Microtech's tactical three blade phallus of doom, doesn't have a ridiculously stupid name, like the "PENETRATOR!"
 
I believe Sal said it was based on the concept of car manufacturers making "spyders," or highest-performance models. The inference being that Spyderco would strive to produce knives of the highest performance.

That being said, I did find the name confusing at first... :confused:

maybe yes, but from the book "Spyderco Story" he said the name comes from a product he made before the sharpmaker, a tool with many hands/fingers to held a jewellry to help jewel artist work with. the invention looks like a Spider so he named his company Spider Company / similar which later changed into "Spyderco". CMIIW

5 pages yet i haven't read anyone mentioned BUSSE names......... Nuclear Mistress Fusion what? NMFSH ? TGLB? too hard to remember
not to bash, actually I like their products...... but not an enthusiast yet
 
Ya mean it didn't mean that it had been originally owned by James Bowie and found in the outhouse at the Alamo
 
maybe yes, but from the book "Spyderco Story" he said the name comes from a product he made before the sharpmaker, a tool with many hands/fingers to held a jewellry to help jewel artist work with. the invention looks like a Spider so he named his company Spider Company / similar which later changed into "Spyderco". CMIIW

5 pages yet i haven't read anyone mentioned BUSSE names......... Nuclear Mistress Fusion what? NMFSH ? TGLB? too hard to remember
not to bash, actually I like their products...... but not an enthusiast yet

It was the portable hand:

spyderco-portable-hand.jpg


BladeHQ did an excellent two part video on Sal, his son, and the company. It's a very good video to watch.

I completely forgot about Busse, too! SWATMANDU! The SYCKO series has decent names, but the Busse/Swamp Rat series cracks me up!

TGLBBMNFDTNC - Team Gemini Light Brigade Battle Mistress Nuclear Fusion Destructor Thundercats Nitro Circus!
 
It was the portable hand:

spyderco-portable-hand.jpg


BladeHQ did an excellent two part video on Sal, his son, and the company. It's a very good video to watch.

I completely forgot about Busse, too! SWATMANDU! The SYCKO series has decent names, but the Busse/Swamp Rat series cracks me up!

TGLBBMNFDTNC - Team Gemini Light Brigade Battle Mistress Nuclear Fusion Destructor Thundercats Nitro Circus!

Okay, yeah, Busse is even worse and more confusing than the numbered models. Very nice knives, but you need a glossary to discuss them.
 
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