Snark it, Snark it Good

[james terrio]

In the spirit of unselfishness, since you'd feel bad about taking Terrio's knife, I'll hold onto it for you!

See, that's why I like this group. Everyone's always looking out for each other :thumbup:

Rat bastards. Putting stuff in the jug and calling it "all natural". Dog poop is all natural, too (no offense to your dog(s)).

That's exactly what I always think when I see the "all natural" claim. Doesn't mean a whole lot, does it? :grumpy:

Isn't everything on earth "all natural"?

Maybe I'll start marking my knives Free-Range 100% Organic/All Natural Recyclable... I mean hey, steel is carbon-based so that's organic right? Even G10 is made with glass and glass comes from sand and that's about as natural as it gets... you can let 'em free and they hardly ever range off by themselves, and steel is the most commonly-recycled material around. Paint 'em GREEN and boom, I'll be a millionaire in no time. Genius!

 

[Silverthorn]

yo quiero taco bell

Cornbeef and cabbage (cauliflower on the side) with whiskey, and huevos rancheros (and a small bowl of Ceviche) with beer, Make sure you have horseradish with the cabbage, and tobasco with the eggs and beans.
Its a direct violation of the Geneva convention, but its the butt blaster equivilent of a tactical nuke.

 

[Guyon]

anybody on facebook? wanna win a 710 split with some lava handles? Beyond Wood Products and the 710 Custom Sheaths is teaming up to do a giveaway. click the link below. If it's not ok to post this here let me know and I will change it

GAW

This thread is exactly where such things should be posted. Good luck with the giveaway.

 

[worldwood]

let me be the first to say. ...huh?

It means i like my booze 2 ways.

Straight up and by myself.

 

[james terrio]

It means i like my booze 2 ways.

Straight up and by myself.

I'm totally stealing that line at the earliest opportunity :thumbup:

 

[worldwood]

I'm totally stealing that line at the earliest opportunity :thumbup:

I just heard it on a show... and used it first chance i got LMAO

It was between that and, "my give a damn is broken, but my middle finger works"

But i liked the other one better.

 

[gmoneyluv]

Morning folks!

Moving on to my second cup of coffee. How's everyone doing?

 

[worldwood]

Good Morning, and not too bad Gus, but i just found out that spring break is now just 1 day because of all the snow days this winter.

im not sure if that makes me happy or upset yet though LOL

 

[gmoneyluv]

Good Morning, and not too bad Gus, but i just found out that spring break is now just 1 day because of all the snow days this winter.

im not sure if that makes me happy or upset yet though LOL

One day? That is short!

Did folks hear about that stabbing incident at the high school near Pittsburgh?

 

[TMHunt]

One day? That is short!

Did folks hear about that stabbing incident at the high school near Pittsburgh?

Just got done reading it. Sickining. I'll be anxious to hear the specifics. At least so far as I read, they dont think any of the injuries are life threatining so thank God for that. As far as the piece of worm dung that thought this was a good idea......... Cant wait to hear his story. probably some attention starved kid. who knows, its hard to grasp whats in peoples heads these days.

 

[spydercobenchmadekai]

:thumbdn::thumbup::grumpy::yawn::barf::foot:

You forgot a few...

:hypnotysed:ride::tiger::barbershop_quartet_:distant::ghost::numbness::stung::adoration::couple_inlove::loyal::sleeping::upset::butterfly::emot-yarr::hurt:ositive::tickled_pink::apthy::dispirited::GB_bonesrock::nonchalance::strawberry::adjoint::congratulatory::love_heart::single_eye::untroubled::bull_head::emmersed::hororr:layful::tennis::applouse::disillusionment::frown::nightmare::star::acne::confusion::love-struck::indecisiveness::rapture::tongue::beaten::distracted::glee:ffended::stupid::afro::courage::mask::smile::very_drunk::calm::emptiness:

 

[spydercobenchmadekai]

...need 3 posts...

:shame::unconscious::boxing::eagerness::hopelessness:irate::tears_of_joy::apple::disgust::frog::nevreness::sour::abnormal::concern::livid::sentimental::uncomfortableness::blue::drunk::highly_amused:ig::teapot::applause::devilish::friendly_wink::neglected::sorrow::05.18-flustered::worked_till_5am::cold::listening_headphone:semi-twins::tyrannosaurus::black_eyed::dread::heart-borken:each::tan::apologetic::dejection::fox::mushroom::soap::02.47-tranquillity::witless::cocksure::lemo::saturn:

 

[spydercobenchmadekai]

:triumphant::bi_polo::dog::grief:eaceful::suspicion::apathy::cupcake::fatigue::moon::snowman::wink::chuncky::kiwi-fruit::satellite::tranquillity::biggrin::disturbed::grey:anda::surprise::anonymous::culpability::fat::moody::sneakiness::welcoming::cheerful::joyous::rugby::torn::beguiled::distrust::greedy_dollars:range::sulkiness::angel::crushed::excitement::monkey::smug::watermelon::chargrined::jaded::redface::topsy_turvy::bee::distress::gorilla:nthego::subdued::ambivalence::cower::encouragement::miserable::smiley_simmons::victorious::cat:

Sorry--I had to!

 

[mountainmist]

Maybe I'll start marking my knives Free-Range 100% Organic/All Natural Recyclable... I mean hey, steel is carbon-based so that's organic right? Even G10 is made with glass and glass comes from sand and that's about as natural as it gets... you can let 'em free and they hardly ever range off by themselves, and steel is the most commonly-recycled material around. Paint 'em GREEN and boom, I'll be a millionaire in no time. Genius!

So you're saying my Sidekick will be bio-degradable? Would you please include a instruction manual?

 

[mountainmist]

:thumbdn::thumbup::grumpy::yawn::barf::foot::jerkit::hypnotysed:ride::tiger::barbershop_quartet_:distant::ghost::numbness::stung::adoration::couple_inlove::loyal::sleeping::upset::butterfly::emot-yarr::hurt:ositive::tickled_pink::apthy::dispirited::GB_bonesrock::nonchalance::strawberry::adjoint::congratulatory::love_heart::single_eye::untroubled::bull_head::emmersed::hororr:layful::tennis::applouse::disillusionment::frown::nightmare::star::acne::confusion::love-struck::indecisiveness::rapture::tongue::beaten::distracted::glee:ffended::stupid::afro::courage::mask::smile::very_drunk::calm::emptiness::shame::unconscious::boxing::eagerness::hopelessness:irate::tears_of_joy::apple::disgust::frog::nevreness::sour::abnormal::concern::livid::sentimental::uncomfortableness::blue::drunk::highly_amused:ig::teapot::applause::devilish::friendly_wink::neglected::sorrow::05.18-flustered::worked_till_5am::cold::listening_headphone:semi-twins::tyrannosaurus::black_eyed::dread::heart-borken:each::tan::apologetic::dejection::fox::mushroom::soap::02.47-tranquillity::witless::cocksure::lemo::saturn::triumphant::bi_polo::dog::grief:eaceful::suspicion::apathy::cupcake::fatigue::moon::snowman::wink::chuncky::kiwi-fruit::satellite::tranquillity::biggrin::disturbed::grey:anda::surprise::anonymous::culpability::fat::moody::sneakiness::welcoming::cheerful::joyous::rugby::torn::beguiled::distrust::greedy_dollars:range::sulkiness::angel::crushed::excitement::monkey::smug::watermelon::chargrined::jaded::redface::topsy_turvy::bee::distress::gorilla:nthego::subdued::ambivalence::cower::encouragement::miserable::smiley_simmons::victorious::cat:

 

[spydercobenchmadekai]

:thumbdn::thumbup::grumpy::yawn::barf::foot::jerkit::hypnotysed:ride::tiger::barbershop_quartet_:distant::ghost::numbness::stung::adoration::couple_inlove::loyal::sleeping::upset::butterfly::emot-yarr::hurt:ositive::tickled_pink::apthy::dispirited::GB_bonesrock::nonchalance::strawberry::adjoint::congratulatory::love_heart::single_eye::untroubled::bull_head::emmersed::hororr:layful::tennis::applouse::disillusionment::frown::nightmare::star::acne::confusion::love-struck::indecisiveness::rapture::tongue::beaten::distracted::glee:ffended::stupid::afro::courage::mask::smile::very_drunk::calm::emptiness::shame::unconscious::boxing::eagerness::hopelessness:irate::tears_of_joy::apple::disgust::frog::nevreness::sour::abnormal::concern::livid::sentimental::uncomfortableness::blue::drunk::highly_amused:ig::teapot::applause::devilish::friendly_wink::neglected::sorrow::05.18-flustered::worked_till_5am::cold::listening_headphone:semi-twins::tyrannosaurus::black_eyed::dread::heart-borken:each::tan::apologetic::dejection::fox::mushroom::soap::02.47-tranquillity::witless::cocksure::lemo::saturn::triumphant::bi_polo::dog::grief:eaceful::suspicion::apathy::cupcake::fatigue::moon::snowman::wink::chuncky::kiwi-fruit::satellite::tranquillity::biggrin::disturbed::grey:anda::surprise::anonymous::culpability::fat::moody::sneakiness::welcoming::cheerful::joyous::rugby::torn::beguiled::distrust::greedy_dollars:range::sulkiness::angel::crushed::excitement::monkey::smug::watermelon::chargrined::jaded::redface::topsy_turvy::bee::distress::gorilla:nthego::subdued::ambivalence::cower::encouragement::miserable::smiley_simmons::victorious::cat:

Uh oh! Somebody's getting in trouble...

 

[james terrio]

So you're saying my Sidekick will be bio-degradable? Would you please include a instruction manual?

Bury in dirt. Ignore for four or five hundred years.

 

[daizee]

Check your PM's Gus!

 

[daizee]

Bury in dirt. Ignore for four or five hundred years.

salt water works better, preferably not too deep with highly oxygenated water, sand, and plenty of currents to move the abrasive. Subduction zones are also a good bet - they can chew things up pretty fast if you time it right.

 

[mountainmist]

Bury in dirt. Ignore for four or five hundred years.

What would the time difference be between 3V and 52100?