Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

WadeWilson said:
SBW always struck me as goofy and tacticlol

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...and MKT

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I'm sure these will trigger someone... but the prices these command and the utter ridiculousness of them make me scratch my head.
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Pocket bricks are a niche market. In their defense, MKT does makes some actual cutting tools!

...and also quite a few folding hammers.
 
Czechmate said:
If that's a bottle opener cutout in the middle of the blade I think you win this thread... :D
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Uhhhhhh....

Sure! Why not?

At first, I thought it was a blood groove with a triangular speed hole at the back, but I see now that Czechmate is right, again!
 
Comeuppance said:
Pocket bricks are a niche market. In their defense, MKT does makes some actual cutting tools!

...and also quite a few folding hammers.
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Oh, for sure. But look at those tantos in the upper right corner. I mean, that looks like the disappointment you present to your girl after a bit too much whiskey. Like pushing rope.
 
Czechmate said:
Another one:
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You gotta be super tactically skilled to use a blade-a-rang! :D

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Here's what I could find, and yes one of them is a 30.06 styled slingshot with a built in folding blade.

I love collecting these cheap flea market/ frost cutlery folders as novelty knives and examples of what's out there.
I have quite a few but not all are tacticool-ish.
the Japanese fixed blade is from the 80's and had a chrome plated handle, but my dad got glue all over it when the rubber grips came off and I ruined it with sandpaper and just painted over it .They still make a Chinese version of it.
When I was a kid the cool factor of it made me the cock of the walk , and I had so many trade offers for it.
 
Hickory n steel said:
Here's what I could find, and yes one of them is a 30.06 styled slingshot with a built in folding blade.

I love collecting these cheap flea market/ frost cutlery folders as novelty knives and examples of what's out there.
I have quite a few but not all are tacticool-ish.
the Japanese fixed blade is from the 80's and had a chrome plated handle, but my dad got glue all over it when the rubber grips came off and I ruined it with sandpaper and just painted over it .They still make a Chinese version of it.
When I was a kid the cool factor of it made me the cock of the walk , and I had so many trade offers for it.
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Honestly, I've seen enough variations of that design from respected makers that I think it's just plain old "tactical"

I cannot, however, for the life of me, make heads or tails of that item in the top right - in between the tiny gun knife and the trio of spider-themed folders.
 
Comeuppance, I'm pretty sure it's a slingshot... with a tiny folding blade on one side of the handle... mind boggling.
 
Comeuppance said:
Maxim, you could work for TOPS! That looks like a Tom Brown Tracker Karambit, which is right up their alley. Now you just need a SICK name for it, like "MIDNIGHT MANHUNTER" or "DEATH COLLECTOR" or "RECON REAPER" or "MAKE THEM TOM BROWN THEIR PANTS"
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don't forget the descriptor of the people who make and use them... ya need something like "149% hero" or "for awesome, by awesome" or "tougher than you wish you were" or something like that... most likely all of those written in barbed wire all around the full page add.
 
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