Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[snuffle]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one...

For some reason my first thought was

 

[Henry Beige]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one... Yours for a mere $1200

In Fargo, Minnesota, they would say, “Jeez, ‘at’s reely differnt”.

 

[Klok]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one... Yours for a mere $1200

Illegal substances must have been involved in the creation here... That or this is perhaps a call for help.

 

[toker]

Illegal substances must have been involved in the creation here... That or this is perhaps a call for help.

Probably a fan of the band... and substances.

 

[jlauffer]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one... Yours for a mere $1200

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[elasmonut]

This why you should NEVER try and use power tools whilst smoking Salvia

 

[DocJD]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one... Yours for a mere $1200

In some places there are specific laws against carrying a knife that unrecognizable as a knife (disguised ) !

And there ought to be a law against anything this fugly .

 

[Riz!]

In Fargo, Minnesota, they would say, “Jeez, ‘at’s reely differnt”.

You beat me to it

 

[Riz!]

An email from my favorite knife dealer revealed some mind blowing tactical designs and even more shocking prices. They must be so high because of inflation…

 

[Riz!]

A 1400 dollar flask?

A $450 bottle opener?


A $780 mini folding battle axe?

AN …WTF…$11,000… WTF… MULTI FACETED GRIND MARFIONE BORKA CUSTOM

My mind is blown…

I hope that they never sell and my favorite retailer gets stuck with them FOREVER for even supporting such crap

 

[Chefget]

They must be so high because of inflation…

You spelled stupidity wrong

 

[DavidABQ]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one... Yours for a mere $1200

What is that? It is sorta of knife shaped, kind of.

 

[Riz!]

These things look like someone was learning how to make a knife, F’d up on the grinder and then said “oh well” and went all over the knife with the grinder to hide it.

 

[A.L.]

A $450 bottle opener?

Leather pouch included!

 

[elasmonut]

An email from my favorite knife dealer revealed some mind blowing tactical designs and even more shocking prices. They must be so high because of inflation…



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Why shouldn't we take money from the rich and stupid?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I just don't even know where to begin with this one... Yours for a mere $1200

it looks like colored throw up splashing on rocks that is meant to be graffiti in another language

 

[luethge]

Not enough handle for a secure grip, don’t fret, plenty of space for the fingers in the mitten hole d guard. Just imagine your fingers breaking while stuck in that “knife” when breaching doors

I’m pretty sure TOP’s made those for SLYSTEEL

 

[luethge]

These might not belong in this thread. These are actually kind of awesome. Not trying to be anything other than pocket sized Metal Guitar shaped Shuriken. Watch out

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

An email from my favorite knife dealer revealed some mind blowing tactical designs and even more shocking prices. They must be so high because of inflation…



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it's a tactical flask though.

 

[Dadpool]

it's a tactical flask though.

Right, when the glass breaker on the cap saves your life that $1,425 will be money well spent!