Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Stelth said:

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting"....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Also speed holes and the blade ends in two blunt barbs! I think the "design" phase was done by having multiple goofy features written on little pieces of paper. The folded papers were then drawn at random (probably from a silk top hat), and then incorporated into this so-called knife.
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This inspired me to see if there was a lorena bobbit knife.

There is.

And it is called the Weiner wacker.
 
Yeah, but Curt was singing that all over the radio every day when the arse-hole got his wiener whacked. He made a porn movie a few years after they re-attached the wayward member, and not a single girl would ever work with him again. Probably a drugged out loser in a trailer park somewhere in Indiana these days. And if he's not, he should be......
 
justjed said:
Only EVERYBODY!

And I'd be willing to bet that John Wayne Bobbitt absolutely HATES hearing Curt Cobain singing 'I'm half the man I used to be...'
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That would be Scott Weiland. STP's "Creep." Used to carry my nephew around singing that to him to get him to sleep. Did the same with his younger brothers.

Edit: Considering Scott injected about 5 years of south America's gdp of heroin, it's amazing he lived as long as he did.

Fun fact: Both Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley died on my birthday.
 
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Stelth said:

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting"....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Also speed holes and the blade ends in two blunt barbs! I think the "design" phase was done by having multiple goofy features written on little pieces of paper. The folded papers were then drawn at random (probably from a silk top hat), and then incorporated into this so-called knife.
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Prosecutor: "Your Honour, I would like to share with you exhibit A, a knife named -"

Defence: "Objection! Objection! The name of this tool is irrelevant to this case"

Prosecutor: -the Jack the Ripper Tactical Hunting Knife."

Defence aside to Defendant: "What? Was the Orphan Slasher out of stock? You're so screwed."
 
Stelth said:

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting"....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Also speed holes and the blade ends in two blunt barbs! I think the "design" phase was done by having multiple goofy features written on little pieces of paper. The folded papers were then drawn at random (probably from a silk top hat), and then incorporated into this so-called knife.
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Look at the lines. Look at the holes, so much to like. I'll probably get one when they go on sale. ,,😁
 
The Grendels said:
Prosecutor: "Your Honour, I would like to share with you exhibit A, a knife named -"

Defence: "Objection! Objection! The name of this tool is irrelevant to this case"

Prosecutor: -the Jack the Ripper Tactical Hunting Knife."

Defence aside to Defendant: "What? Was the Orphan Slasher out of stock? You're so screwed."
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I had a self defense guy one say if he was going to produce a signature self defence knife. He would call it the happy camper.
 
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