Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Right, when the glass breaker on the cap saves your life that $1,425 will be money well spent!

I thought that was to hold the fancy plume on top of the spartan helmets?

 

[TC]

An email from my favorite knife dealer revealed some mind blowing tactical designs and even more shocking prices. They must be so high because of inflation…



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Couldn't sell it for 109,00...might as well shoot for 10.900,00... who'll ever know the difference, after all?

 

[The Grendels]

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Not enough handle for a secure grip, don’t fret, plenty of space for the fingers in the mitten hole d guard. Just imagine your fingers breaking while stuck in that “knife” when breaching doors

I’m pretty sure TOP’s made those for SLYSTEEL

If it doesn't have a full basket hilt, is it even remotely tactical?

 

[DocJD]

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Not enough handle for a secure grip, don’t fret, plenty of space for the fingers in the mitten hole d guard. Just imagine your fingers breaking while stuck in that “knife” when breaching doors

I’m pretty sure TOP’s made those for SLYSTEEL

Maker might be sly as fox , but buyers are dumb as a stump !

 

[Just Tom.]

Tacti-cool is not a new thing. From an old Field & Stream (1930’s I think):

 

[toker]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

 

[Bob Denman]

How many kilotons is it's yield?

 

[CPP]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

That lanyard hole can fit more than one lanyard! Think of the possibilities!

 

[K.O.D.]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

Finally, I'll have an impressive bulge in my pants!

 

[CPP]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

That knife is the bomb!

 

[luethge]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

I wonder if it throws well? Almost looks like a nice full height grind too

 

[DangerZone98]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

That looks uncomfortable to hold. Yikes.

 

[Triton]

Tacti-cool is not a new thing. From an old Field & Stream (1930’s I think):

If I found one of those I would absolutely buy it!

 

[DocJD]

Not going to lie. The most hideous part about this knife is that it's tip down.

The MOA...stupid !

A misguided bomb !

 

[anthonycastorena2014]

you're under arrest for being a dumbass


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Assassins dweeb

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Poopinel

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I would actually love to have the dweeb! Lol thats hilarious!

 

[baxtrom]

Tacti-cool is not a new thing. From an old Field & Stream (1930’s I think):

What an absolutely lethal contraption. Imagine carrying that thing loaded in your pocket.

 

[TC]

How many kilotons is it's yield?

Kilotons is what it registers on the BESS tester.

 

[Stelth]

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting"....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Also speed holes and the blade ends in two blunt barbs! I think the "design" phase was done by having multiple goofy features written on little pieces of paper. The folded papers were then drawn at random (probably from a silk top hat), and then incorporated into this so-called knife.

 

[Bob Denman]

You had better buy 2 of them...
If you plant one of them in somebody all the way to the guard: you'll need the other one to cut it out of them!

 

[K.O.D.]

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Inspiring serial killers around the world! I may be a psycho, but not THAT psycho.