Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

GAGL said:
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Not that the rest of the knife isn't absurd, but I'm laughing most at the pocket clip. The clip would sit halfway (or farther) up your pocket, at which point half of the knife would be sticking out, unless you angle the knife in such a way that the top of the handle would be poking you in the junk.
 
Picture the scene: A forgotten Friday night. Payday. After too many Mike's hard lemonades, Monster energy drinks, and a Star Trek marathon; a lonely young man is itching to fill a hole in his life. Enter Budd-K!
Crafted from the finest Afgani pot-metal and top-grain vinyl, this trophy of failure can now be yours!
 
Stelth said:

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting"....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Also speed holes and the blade ends in two blunt barbs! I think the "design" phase was done by having multiple goofy features written on little pieces of paper. The folded papers were then drawn at random (probably from a silk top hat), and then incorporated into this so-called knife.
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Looks like a ... rip off of one of those Kit Rae abominations.
 
K.O.D. said:
That would be Scott Weiland. STP's "Creep." Used to carry my nephew around singing that to him to get him to sleep. Did the same with his younger brothers.

Edit: Considering Scott injected about 5 years of south America's gdp of heroin, it's amazing he lived as long as he did.

Fun fact: Both Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley died on my birthday.
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Darn you beat me to it!
 
K.O.D. said:
That would be Scott Weiland. STP's "Creep." Used to carry my nephew around singing that to him to get him to sleep. Did the same with his younger brothers.

Edit: Considering Scott injected about 5 years of south America's gdp of heroin, it's amazing he lived as long as he did.

Fun fact: Both Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley died on my birthday.
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Curt was first but have you noticed that most of the most popular grunge front men are no longer with us? Chris Cornell too. Not sure she counts but Denise O Riordan also.
 
Triton said:
Curt was first but have you noticed that most of the most popular grunge front men are no longer with us? Chris Cornell too. Not sure she counts but Denise O Riordan also.
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Mark Lanegan went this year as well ( Screaming trees / qotsa ).
 
Stelth said:
Picture the scene: A forgotten Friday night. Payday. After too many Mike's hard lemonades, Monster energy drinks, and a Star Trek marathon; a lonely young man is itching to fill a hole in his life. Enter Budd-K!
Crafted from the finest Afgani pot-metal and top-grain vinyl, this trophy of failure can now be yours!
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I have to admit, my brother owned something like this and I eventually had it once people found out I really liked knives in high school or college. I was all, "this thing is cool." Then I held it and was all, "how the heck do I use this klingon qeapon and not cut myself? Oh yeah, it's not sharp... I get it."

Worse, my mom gifted me some fantasy frost cutlery garbage from a yardsale or something. I thanked her for it... but I knew what it was. A rediculous paper weight.
 
Ruari said:
Where to begin...
'Tactical recurve scandi surgical steel tanto sawback skinner with glassbreaker/skullcrusher pommel, trademark 'hotspot scales', lashing points to make it a spear, jimped thumb bottle opener, with cheap floppy sheath'
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Is the red dot scope extra?
 
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