Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[CyberRacer]

Maybe there's no right way to hold that knife, but this looks wrong.

She's got the fingers over thumb girl fist thing going on.

 

[Cattaraugus225]

She's got the fingers over thumb girl fist thing going on.

Do you know how much it cost to get those nails done?

 

[Planterz]

She can hold my knife however she wants!

 

[POCEH KOCEB]

Same weepy, whiny singing...and something about a man...easly confused perhaps:

This is actually David Bowie song.

 

[GAGL]

Good ol' Mtech...never dissapoints


Looks like a new knuckle duster knife combo hit the market:

 

[K.O.D.]

Good ol' Mtech...never dissapoints
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Looks like a new knuckle duster knife combo hit the market:

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A new knuckleduster for knuckle draggers.

 

[GAGL]

A new knuckleduster for knuckle draggers.

People who carry knuckle dusters around: people who never actually used them. If they did,they'd find out that knuckle dusters will hurt your hand.

D-guards are actually functional and good for combat.

 

[Nixelplix]

https://imgur.com/8Izu9uc

 

[Corton93]

Got you other D guard right here..

 

[K.O.D.]

Got you other D guard right here..

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That is neither tactical, nor is it lol. I'm reporting you!

 

[DocJD]

Our cup runneth over !

 

[K.O.D.]

Not sure if this was posted before and I'm too lazy to check.

 

[Corton93]

That is neither tactical, nor is it lol. I'm reporting you!

It can be tactical, you just have to be good at run and jump attacks

 

[Ruari]

Not sure if this was posted before and I'm too lazy to check.

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Nice variation on the 'Tactical recurve scandi surgical steel tanto sawback skinner with glassbreaker/skullcrusher pommel, trademark 'hotspot scales', lashing points to make it a spear, jimped thumb bottle opener, with cheap floppy sheath'
I see this one now has recurve tanto and pommel bottle opener!

 

[Corton93]

Just think,.. somewhere in the world there is somebody walking around with this thing in there pocket...

Description actually said "pocket clip included free!"

 

[dirc]

the amount of junk created always boggles the mind... can't say much else

 

[K.O.D.]

Just think,.. somewhere in the world there is somebody walking around with this thing in there pocket...

Description actually said "pocket clip included free!"
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I always wondered what kind of drugs one must take to come up with these designs. Now we know. The only question now is how much weed did it take? Honestly I thought PCP would be more likely. Potheads generally don't have the work ethic to not only design something, but actually build it.

 

[GAGL]

Has a flashlight in the handle for additional tacticlols...

 

[Quiet]

Has a flashlight in the handle for additional tacticlols...

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The knife itself is funny, but the prices this guy's work goes for definitely aren't. I saw several of his knives for sale over on ACK. My mind was straight boggled.

 

[K.O.D.]

Has a flashlight in the handle for additional tacticlols...

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The knife itself is funny, but the prices this guy's work goes for definitely aren't. I saw several of his knives for sale over on ACK. My mind was straight boggled.

Y'all are ruining my racket!