The New Snark Thread

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I'm at work tearing up.... I know I won't be able to handle that day when it comes..... Our current one is the Best ever. and I know everyone says that, but Mine truly is.
It's going to kill me.
I'm Sorry!
 
Just a friendly, Christmas, public service remittance;
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It's nice to know that there is a sub on BF I can still visit to find reasonable, rational and relevant conversation about the crushing social issues of the day...
 
...though I'm also happy this is NOT that sub. Also, why "Cornelius"? I think they chose it for the syllable count, and it's flexibility as a character name: could be a kooky but ingenious Professor, or an ape planet Doctor - or a guy who just skips the paste and applies the minerals directly to his teeth.
 
A lot of downers her in the Snark…
But what I wanna know is, what’s good in the hood?
I’ll start:
I had to travel this week on business. I never really like doing it because I miss my wife and kids so damn much when I’m away from home. Well, I got to come home a day early so I thought I’d surprise my kids by picking them up at school. When my 13 year old daughter saw me she cried, “Daddy!” and ran as fast as she could to give me a huge hug. Stuff like that damn near brings a tear to my eye. Good stuff.
 
Lost & Found: Anybody lose their tool box?
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Posted by Museum of Artifacts page at farcebook...
"1000 years ago some Viking craftsman lost all his equipment in the lake Mästermyr on the island of Gotland. In 1936 the wooden chest containing all the tools were found at the bottom of the former lake, which now had turned into a bog."
 
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