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Now you just need the other 4 and you can call her!
I edited my post to correct the ratio.

I was out hawking 7 lb packages of sliced tomatoes for $5@ that we had left over when we ran out of burgers. They were interested, but said they couldn't because they were all going out to eat. I asked them why their boy friends weren't taking them out, and they started bitching that the guys decided to go to some Saturday night drag races. I said "Those boys are stupid. I'd rather be with any 1 of y'all on a Saturday night than some drag race. And especially you (to the petite, 5' nothing platinum blonde). Hell, if I was 35 years younger, and knew then what I know now, I'd be all over you like a chicken on a june bug." That resulted in giggles, bug-eyed looks, and some "Oh, really?" Responses, followed by their numbers.
Methinks they aren't too happy with their jugheads.