Tradewater

Tradewater doesn't believe in the periodic table, he only belives in the element of SURPRISE!!
 
In the beginning, there was Tradewater, and he said, "Damn. This shit is boring....."

And thus, man was created.

Moose
 
Since Tradewater was born, Donkey-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

For future reference, Tradewaters Donkey-kick is more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. It's true.
 
Tradewater doesn't take off his underwear, he just say's "Get off my ass" and they turn to dust.

Moose
 
In the beginning God said "Let there be light". Tradewater said "OK"
 
trader water turned down being put on mt rushmore didnt want too be seen with lesser humans!
 
God created Adam, then TradeWater took one of his ribs and invented jerky, not one of Adams ribs... Gods!
 
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You know the old man can stop this thread at any time right? He's just letting us do this for our own amusement.
 
Tradewater shaves using a belt sander with a dozen Remoras duct taped to it. He has to change the Remoras out every other week as they begin to wear down.
 
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
 
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