Tradewater

[Chameleonbear]

The carving of Crazy Horse is actually a self done portrait of Tradewater.

 

[Murphnuge]

The carving of Crazy Horse is actually a self done portrait of Tradewater.

Self portrait I heard. He did it by...uh, hand after a dose of Viagra.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater doesn't believe in the periodic table, he only belives in the element of SURPRISE!!

 

[Moosez45]

In the beginning, there was Tradewater, and he said, "Damn. This shit is boring....."

And thus, man was created.

Moose

 

[Chameleonbear]

Self portrait I heard. He did it by...uh, hand after a dose of Viagra.

I heard that was how we got the grand canyon.

 

[Jonny1280]

Since Tradewater was born, Donkey-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

For future reference, Tradewaters Donkey-kick is more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. It's true.

 

[SaturatedShadow]

Racehorses piss like Tradewater.

Tradewater can shapeshift at will... into a grizzly bear... with wings.

 

[Moosez45]

Tradewater doesn't take off his underwear, he just say's "Get off my ass" and they turn to dust.

Moose

 

[tradewater]

Tradewater doesn't take off his underwear, he just say's "Get off my ass" and they turn to dust.

Moose

Not bad.

 

[Moosez45]

Not bad.

Did you chortle? Or snicker?



Moose

 

[Psyop]

In the beginning God said "Let there be light". Tradewater said "OK"

 

[tfields]

trader water turned down being put on mt rushmore didnt want too be seen with lesser humans!

 

[Hunter Sharp]

In the beginning God said "Let there be light". Tradewater said "OK"

Hahaha I fell over on that one! :thumbup:

 

[Hunter Sharp]

TradeWater ordered a BigMac at Taco Bell... And got one!

 

[Hunter Sharp]

God created Adam, then TradeWater took one of his ribs and invented jerky, not one of Adams ribs... Gods!

 

[Murphnuge]

You know the old man can stop this thread at any time right? He's just letting us do this for our own amusement.

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater shaves using a belt sander with a dozen Remoras duct taped to it. He has to change the Remoras out every other week as they begin to wear down.

 

[Luke.]

Tradewater doesn't use a strop, you guess which body part he uses .....

 

[Luke.]

Yoda told Tradewater to use the force, Tradewater kicked him in the face!

 

[DerekH]

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!