Tradewater

[Luke.]

 

[JustAFleshWound]

Ironically, that's also a reason to panic.

 

[mrn8]

Tradewater claps twice and the lights in New Orleans go out.

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater is solely responsible for the Baby Boom Generation.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Tradewater is solely responsible for the Baby Boom Generation.

Not just in the US but China as well! Man has been busy!

 

[Silverthorn]

When Tradewater says he smokes Cubans, he means he smokes actual Cubans, rolled in potato sacks.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater rides elephants instead of horses.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Elephants ride TradeWater!

 

[Bladite]

 

[Hunter Sharp]

 

[GarnetandBlack]

All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Tradewater.

 

[RogueBowie]

To make Eve God plucked a rib from Adam. To make Chuck Norris God plucked a rib from Tradewater.

 

[DerekH]

TO make dinner Trade plucked a rib from god, what for all the rib plucking and whatnot.

 

[Jonny1280]

Dana White pays royalties to Tradewater for using his name for his t.v. show "The Ultimate Fighter".

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater gives whiskey a hangover.

 

[DerekH]

If you drop a phonograph needle on Tradewater's nipple, it plays Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries".

 

[Silverthorn]

If you drop a phonograph needle on Tradewater's nipple, it plays Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries".

Thats freakin epic D, this thread should be locked now, because nobodys gonna beat that one .....lol

 

[Luke.]

If you drop a phonograph needle on Tradewater's nipple, it plays Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries".

Ok that one made me splurge coffee all over the place

 

[Jonny1280]

When God said "Let there be light", Tradewater said "Would you please turn the lights back off, I'm trying to sleep off a hangover!"

 

[Hunter Sharp]

I took these pics of Trade. This is what he does to kill time!