Tradewater

[Hunter Sharp]

Whenever Chuck Norris needs a shave, he has to call Tradewater...
Only person wicked enough with a blade so that he can and dares to cut Chucks beard..

Well yea because Trade uses 1095 cro-van Becker steel!

 

[mountainmist]

That sword was a bk9

 

[1066vik]

before entering the witless protection plan, Trade's name was "Benton Sloan"........

 

[Moosez45]

Tradewater has 6 toes on his right foot.

And 7 on the left.

Moose

 

[Murphnuge]

Tradewater has 6 toes on his right foot.

And 7 on the left.

Moose

Which translates to, he can count higher than anyone else in Kentucky.

 

[tradewater]

Only nineteen more pages!!

 

[rkmoore]

Tradewater is so awesome that they use his old sweat socks to make awesome sauce!

Bump!

 

[mountainmist]

Trade is responsible for the mammoths going extinct!

 

[Galeocerdoshark]

Trade is responsible for Hiroshima

Uhm??

 

[Guyon]

When tradewater farts, entire species go extinct.

 

[mountainmist]

Trade once broke a bk2 One of his most significant achievements

 

[mountainmist]

Guyon you should really sticky this

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater can sing better than David Hasselhoff.

 

[rkmoore]

And he looks better in a Speedo!

Uh.... Moose said so.

 

[1066vik]

Tradewater could have fixed Three Mile Island with used chewing gum and some red duct tape -- but he was all out of chewing gum...

 

[LostViking]

Can't we teach this guy how to swim, so he doesn't have to be called Treadwater?

 

[CCMI]

You don't teach trade to swim, you teach water to stop fighting back

 

[rkmoore]

^^ Or just get outta the way ^^

 

[Alnamvet68]

Who is tradewater?

 

[tradewater]

And who is Guyon?!??