Tradewater

Tradewater and Superman got into a fight once. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
 
When Trade visits relatives in Holland, he wears dugout canoes as shoes.
He has big feet and likes to immerse himself in local tradition when given the opportunity.
 
Werewolf bit Tradewater once - it broke a tooth.
Trade bit it back - now instead of baying at the moon, it moons the bay...
 
Tradewater actually has a knife named after him. There is only one other here who can say that......the Boss.
 
if it's him against the rest of them, it will definitely prove the title.
maybe the sequel after that will be "attack of the zombie expendables"?
 
Guyon's Nuts and Tradewater's Meat...

Two fine examples of a tasty treat!

Maybe I should quit my dayjob and become a professional jingle writer...
 
Just remember,

If you try to earn
a living as a writer,

Your finances
They'll get tighter,

You will have
to live on Pringles,

If you try
to write jingles,

There may be some humor
in nuts and meat,

About enough for
socks on your feet,

Times are tough
and life is hard,

Who wants that
on a Christmas card,

Sounds fraught with pain and strife
I would stick to building knife,
 
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