Tradewater

The Warrior said:
Dude, he lives in the same state you do. ;)
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I know, I just looked up Barlow TN and nothing came up, so I thought you were messing with me and looked for Barlow KY. You guys sure do keep a kid on his toes!
What else have you told me that isn't true? Next thing I no you will be telling my things like ''There is no such thing as Santa clause'' :eek::eek:
 
TW lives in a state of awesomeness. I'm not sure, but I think his property is actually recognized as a sovereign nation.
 
mountainmist said:
I know, I just looked up Barlow TN and nothing came up, so I thought you were messing with me and looked for Barlow KY. You guys sure do keep a kid on his toes!
What else have you told me that isn't true? Next thing I no you will be telling my things like ''There is no such thing as Santa clause'' :eek::eek:
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There IS a Santa Claus, however he was arrested in 1999 for being a peeping tom. The judge didn't recognize his defense of "But I'm Santa Claus" and he went to jail. Tradewater was in jail at that time as well, because his awesomeness was considered a weapon of mass destruction. When Tradewater's case was dismissed he took over for the other big guy in red. Santa claus is now Tradewater. You don't want to be put onto his naughty list.
 
Chameleonbear said:
There IS a Santa Claus, however he was arrested in 1999 for being a peeping tom. The judge didn't recognize his defense of "But I'm Santa Claus" and he went to jail. Tradewater was in jail at that time as well, because his awesomeness was considered a weapon of mass destruction. When Tradewater's case was dismissed he took over for the other big guy in red. Santa claus is now Tradewater. You don't want to be put onto his naughty list.
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are you telling me that Santa Claus lives in my state!
 
Chameleonbear said:
There IS a Santa Claus, however he was arrested in 1999 for being a peeping tom. The judge didn't recognize his defense of "But I'm Santa Claus" and he went to jail. Tradewater was in jail at that time as well, because his awesomeness was considered a weapon of mass destruction. When Tradewater's case was dismissed he took over for the other big guy in red. Santa claus is now Tradewater. You don't want to be put onto his naughty list.
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So then why did Santa bring me an ESEE if he is Tradewater?;)

I mean, I thought that Tradewater was a Becker fan...
 
The Warrior said:
Dude, he lives in the same state you do. ;)
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Which would be Kentucky. If you google Barlow, KY . . . you get

"Barlow is a 6th-class city in Ballard County, Kentucky, in the United States. The city was formally incorporated by the state assembly in 1872 as Barlow City and later reïncorporated in 1903. The population was 675 as of the 2010 census."

Considering Tradewater's overall contribution to society, the only reason he would let Barlow STILL be a sixth class city is he doesn't want the word to get out as to how nice it really is . . . totally concerned about mass migration to Barlow if people ever learn about the uncrowded utopia he enjoys on a day to day basis.

Let's fact it . . . too many people could spoil even Barlow . . . :eek: and Trade just wouldn't put up with this.
 
Tradewater is the inspiration for Dos Equis Worlds most interesting man ad campaign. They asked him to do the ad, since he IS actually the worlds most interesting man, but Trades reply was "Gents, your no Yuengling, I'll take a pass"
 
It was all part of Tradewater's plan to let it slip... nothing happens without his knowledge
 
The Denver Broncos called Tradewater to see if he'd play quarterback for them next season.
 
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