Tradewater

[granitestateofmind]

Who is tradewater?

The man, the myth, the legend....Tradewater just is, and that's all we need him to be. He's keeping the ozone hole from tearing open a rift in the space-time continuum and using his powers of god-like flatulence to deflect meteors off their paths of planetary destruction. I, for one, am eternally grateful, as you should be, that we are able to bask in his presence.

 

[tradewater]

 

[granitestateofmind]

And who is Guyon?!??

Nice try. I think you'll hafta shoulder this one on your own. Guyon can't help you now. No one can.

 

[Psyop]

Who is Gunyon?

 

[Alnamvet68]

Gunyon....is he a lumberjack?

 

[granitestateofmind]

Gunyon....is he a lumberjack?

Yah. A HUGE lumberjack with a giant fox named Gabe. Haven't you ever heard that story?

 

[Tdhurl1103]

Please enlighten us with the Epic Tale of Lumberjack Gunyon his trusty giant fox, Gabe

 

[LostViking]

Yah. A HUGE lumberjack with a giant fox named Gabe. Haven't you ever heard that story?

Excellent, LMAO,

 

[Alnamvet68]

Yah. A HUGE lumberjack with a giant fox named Gabe. Haven't you ever heard that story?

I don't know man...that sounds like Broke Butt Mountain chit if you ask me.:uncomfortableness:

 

[A_T_WorkHorse]

Saul Gunyon and his blue fox Gabe got into a tree chopping contest with tradewater and his inanimate pig in the Sahara Forest. trade beat Gunyon so bad he lost his first name, his fox, and his "n"

 

[mountainmist]

Saul Gunyon and his blue fox Gabe got into a tree chopping contest with tradewater and his inanimate pig in the Sahara Forest. trade beat Gunyon so bad he lost his first name, his fox, and his "n"

Good one, but be careful guyon will bane you!

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Tradewater invented the spork when he accidently bit his spoon while eating ice cream.

 

[mountainmist]

Lets see if we can get this up to 1000 posts!! Trade went of a diving board and emptied a swimming pool!

 

[granitestateofmind]

Lets see if we can get this up to 1000 posts!! Trade went of a diving board and emptied a swimming pool!

Alright, alright. Let's all calm down.
When Tradewater was 13 the Sahara was a vast jungle. Then young Trade showed up with an RBK in each hand and the trees all relocated to the Congo, which used to be a desert. They're still too scared to come back.

 

[granitestateofmind]

I don't know man...that sounds like Broke Butt Mountain chit if you ask me.:uncomfortableness:

What are you trying to suggest? I take great umbrage at that statement on behalf of Gabe. Gunyon can speak for himself.

 

[Alnamvet68]

What are you trying to suggest? I take great umbrage at that statement on behalf of Gabe. Gunyon can speak for himself.

Take "great Umbrage"???? That's UK speak for ghey blade; wtf???:sour:

 

[CCMI]

Good one, but be careful guyon will bane you!

 

[mountainmist]

I'm glad that someone got the joke

 

[Murphnuge]

I see you've been using Oil of Olay youth serum.

 

[Tdhurl1103]

Good one, but be careful guyon will bane you!

would that be a rub down with sheepsbane or wolfsbane?

yeah, I totally took advantage of a typo