Tradewater

Vladimir Putin looks up to tradewater.

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Tradewater has taken Russia's spot on the UN Security Council.
 
I hear because of global warming Tradewater turned the thermostat down on the sun. It resulted in this crazy winter we have had. It didn't bother Tradewater because he doesn't feel cold.
 
Tradewater doesn't have to mow his lawn - when the grass gets too long, he tells the ground to "suck it up".
 
Tradewater wasn't born in Barlow. When he was born it was the plains. The doctor said he set the bar too high and it needed to be lowered, as the town was formed Tradewater looked over the town and said it was good, and named the town Barlow.
 
there's no sharks with lasers on their heads -- that's how I know it's not really trade
 
There used to be a street in Barlow named after Tradewater, but they had to change it because NOBODY crosses Tradewater and lives.
 
When Tradewater settled in Barlow...his minions asked him worriedly, "Oh Favored One, why are you to settle here in this lowly place?" Tradewater replied, "Look around my friends, it's MY country." They looked, and they saw it was beautiful.
 
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