Tradewater

Tradewater never chop down trees, he just stares at them till they lay down where he wants them...!
 
Tradewater once flushed a used condom. Six weeks later the Ninja Turtles were born.

Jeremy
 
That is horrible, True, but horrible nonetheless...
 
Resurrected, because he's now red and even more powerful, if that's at all possible. Probably just an illusion.

I hear tradewater is the reason there are no snakes in Ireland. He flipped them all out with his kayak paddle.
 
I hear even the devil gets burned when going near one of Trade's camp stoves.
 
I hear that Tradewater once won the Winter olympics. The crazy part was that he competed during the summer.

I also hear that the reason he wears that hat is for protection... Not for himself you see, but to protect the Sun.

*this thread is too good to let die*
 
Trade and Mrs Trade send very thoughtful and much-appreciated holiday greetings sometimes.

Thank you both :)
 
Inside Tradewater's front door lies an enormous bear skin rug...the bear's not dead of anything, it's just too scared of what Trade will do to it if it gets up...
 
I know a SM that can erase all traces of this travesty with a wave of his biscuit. Negotiations will be under way soon.
 
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