Ugly Knife Pics

[lex2006]

One of the few that know that I like knives gifted me this,
Please god I hope he dont see this

 

[Lapedog]

Idk. I kind of like that knife. It is based on bedouin knives from the middle east.

 

[lex2006]

Everyone says you have to try the Delicia , so went searching for the ZDP
when I saw this
Lets just drink for now

 

[Sergeua]

Lol was this one covered already?

 

[Petunia D. Feeble]

Lol was this one covered already?

I like that Spyderco has the balls to make something like this though. It's funky. Like the Nissan Cube. I don't want one, but I'm glad that it's available if I did.

 

[Jack_Burton]

Chew on this!

This picture is just TOO MUCH LOL. Is this actual promotional material?

I'll bet this guy fights crime ALONE

 

[SharpieB]

This picture is just TOO MUCH LOL. Is this actual promotional material?

I'll bet this guy fights crime ALONE

I thought the same. Good for him for looking all serious while holding that monstrosity. I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face!

 

[SharpieB]

I like that Spyderco has the balls to make something like this though. It's funky. Like the Nissan Cube. I don't want one, but I'm glad that it's available if I did.

When folded up, I am almost expecting a bunch of Shriners or clowns to pop out of it.

 

[Cvrobinson]

Never leave home without it, with it you can, slice, file, saw, hammer, open cans and screw and unscrew stuff.
Ugliest, most useless POS I own, really ugly that it was my fathers last attempt to connect with me before he passed, ugly that I didn't see he was trying, sometimes ugly has a beauty to it.

 

[b00n]

One of the few that know that I like knives gifted me this,
Please god I hope he dont see this

Hey now, if you ever end up as a villain of an 80s Cartoon or Anime you're golden.

 

[Quiet]

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Never leave home without it, with it you can, slice, file, saw, hammer, open cans and screw and unscrew stuff.
Ugliest, most useless POS I own, really ugly that it was my fathers last attempt to connect with me before he passed, ugly that I didn't see he was trying, sometimes ugly has a beauty to it.

A good message, brother.

Also, you say you carry it, I am assuming some sort of pouch that keeps all of the tool components in?

 

[Cvrobinson]

A good message, brother.

Also, you say you carry it, I am assuming some sort of pouch that keeps all of the tool components in?

Yep little zippered vinyl pouch

 

[r8shell]

Some knives are ugly because they are too pretty.

 

[Cvrobinson]

Some knives are ugly because they are too pretty.
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You realize that you have now set the bar for pimps worldwide.

 

[ourgon]

 

[SharpieB]

I don’t actually mind this one. I wouldn’t want to ever sharpen it though.

 

[panoz77]

Prepare to be bedazzled

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[SharpieB]

Prepare to be bedazzled

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I have a recurring nightmare that my 5 year old daughter will do that to my expensive knives and guitars while I am sleeping. Of course there were also Frozen, Trolls and My Little Pony stickers as well

 

[panoz77]

Rattle can magic

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[Athos]

Most of these ugly knives are at least competently made. Even the chinese cheapos, if you consider they make them for pennies on an assembly line. The funky Spydercos you can see how they would still be good in the hand. I have a real soft spot for the ones that fold up to be symmetrical (Balance, Poliwog), that's just cute. And there are fine brands like TOPS that has many models that look like they've been assembled from the catalogue of survival knife cliches.

The ugliest ones I think are the ones where nobody cared what they were putting out, especially if there's a whiff of swindling.

Like these India made garbage carving sets that positively infect the second hand market. They're always rare, vintage or antiques. There are a few variations, all made to the same rattly standards.

But for me what always takes the cake is this classic. The Sayoc Kali Eskrima knife aka the Amercukri.
Sold 2006-2007 on rangermade.us for 1195 USD. Deal of the century.
Look at it. Not a single F given. Twelve hundred dollars.

And those are their actual promotional photos, too.