Useless knives

[Lance Leon]

I actual own one of these...from back in the filthy casual knife collector days. Honestly it functions pretty well as a substitute for an axe because the heft at the front of the blade makes it really 'choppy'.

 

[Chariotz4]

A whole wack of "useless" knives from a function I went to...plenty of M-Tech and the like:

 

[Owen K.]

I actual own one of these...from back in the filthy casual knife collector days. Honestly it functions pretty well as a substitute for an axe because the heft at the front of the blade makes it really 'choppy'.

You’re lucky it didn’t break in half and lodge in your liver.

 

[SuburbanBarbarian]

Don't know if you have kids or have seen the Wiggles, but I believe that to be the parrying dagger for Captain Feathersword. God I've seen too much children's television.

 

[hermit dave]

 

[hermit dave]

Don't know if you have kids or have seen the Wiggles, but I believe that to be the parrying dagger for Captain Feathersword. God I've seen too much children's television.

Do birds have knives for wings in this world?

 

[Tamernator]

Any knife with a name "Boker Magnum" ,wont use pics, too many models

 

[JParanee]

Most of not all Karambits

 

[Mo2]

 

[jstrange]

Anthony Griffin’s ridiculous “beast” knives, which in recent months he has seemingly devoted most of his time to, are perfectly and utterly useless: https://instagram.com/p/Bo2OoMDgws8/

Wow

 

[Mo2]

Anthony Griffin’s ridiculous “beast” knives, which in recent months he has seemingly devoted most of his time to, are perfectly and utterly useless: https://instagram.com/p/Bo2OoMDgws8/

Tru

 

[not2sharp]

Wow

It doesn't help, that he is doing the video with an injured hand.

n2s

 

[Matthew W.]

Any knife that sits unused and in mint condition in your safe is by definition a “useless knife”.

 

[marchone]

Great necrothread. I'll add anything tacticool. As in, "You got that thing to cut open boxes????"

(I'll duck now.)

 

[marcinek]

Great necrothread. I'll add anything tacticool. As in, "You got that thing to cut open boxes????"

(I'll duck now.)

Not sure if a two month old thread can be necro'ed...but whatevs.

Useless knife: your knife.
Useful knife: my knife.

 

[evilgreg]

Some of these threads remind me that unlike most things in life, we're never going to run out of stupidity.

Heeter, RMK, whoever made this moronic thing you posted, and moreover the simpletons who are buying them, are all examples of the limitless resource that is stupidity. If only there was a way to extract electricity from it or something, the world would be set forever.

The average member of say, Heeter nation, could probably power a small country if we could just convert stupidity to electricity.

Hell, my forum posts alone would probably power a household.

 

[katanas]

Don't be so modest; you would power at least a small town.

 

[evilgreg]

Don't be so modest; you would power at least a small town.

That may be true, but at least I have clean ears!

 

[afishhunter]

Any knife with a name "Boker Magnum" ,wont use pics, too many models

I dunno ... My Böker Magnum traditional 4 blade Scout/Camp knife is pretty useful.

 

[rje58]

I have a couple of Boker Magnum knives that are decent users, but they make some junk, too.

I dunno ... My Böker Magnum traditional 4 blade Scout/Camp knife is pretty useful.