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Is this a real question? Obviously I would have two Busse Anorexic Fusion Battle Mistresses on my Microtech belt. With a two CRK Green Berets in Magnacut strapped to my back. An Oz Rosie for opening boxes, and a ZHunter to lighten the mood. Don't forget the Benchmade 87 for style kills and fidget toy factor. Throw in a Medford Praetorian just in case I lock my keys in my vehicle and need to pry open the door, also great as a blunt weapon. This is 2022 so I will be posting all my war time selfies and knife beauty shots to my instagram, so I gotta have a Sebenza, or maybe another expensive knife that looks good to get likes with. For the older crowd, I'll bring along my GEC Whaler to get their likes that way. Bring my Spydiechef to make some food with, a Mora Garberg to make my fires with, along with an ESEE Junglas for batoning. I know what you're thinking, why not just use the Green Beret or the Busse? Well, ESEE is way cheaper, can't decrease the resale value on the others unless it's for a COMBAT SITUATION. Lastly, I'll bring along my Victorinox Swiss Army Spatan that will pretty much do everything and I'll most likely use this 99% more than any other tool in this post.